Christmas Present

.12 I am coming harder then dice you better think twice i am like DJ mixing the

 

.16 mic the track rock the sack i am Santa you getting slayed for my

 

.20 Christmas presents i present all the shit to you like i am camp fire all up in

a line

 

.25 of rocks you bow down all of you start-in to rattle my tree shaking like its dog

 

with fleas i come down with this Xmas beat bring the heat listen to this beat

 

.34 while i wrap your asses up like my present stick you under the Christmas

tree

 

.38 blow you away with this heat better get your torch out so you can see its

gonna

 

.43 be cold this winter get ready i am turn on this heater like i Popeye that just

 

burned off his fuckin weenier been sinner for ever its now almost 2025 i need

to

 

start try change my life and maybe sorta be nice probably think twice but no

fuck

 

.55 that i needed put these mother fakers in there seats feed there asses

some

 

cake and call it happy birthday now blow out your candles here comes your

 

wishes Santa coming to night he come eat your asses all for morning breakfast

 

1:08 your probably get-in check off the list yes drink all fuckin milk and eat your

 

cookies and piss on your fire because your all a bunch of liars i eat you all like

 

your my cake its getting late night snack i am coming back around for round

 

1:20 two blow you away like a reindeer and slay you for supper i am coming from top

 

line chimney who is my enemy i set your ass on fire light your ass with a match

 

gasoline-leaving you on the road out in the cold for the ones find ya chop you up

 

little peaces feed you to the boar inside the these garage doors right here

 

near your neighbors next door no one left to find ya thought it was all a dream

 

but it remains to be scene killing you eaten you bitches for lunch like a twinkie

 

in a bunch fat people at brunch check-in you off the list one by one i am coming

 

with the fire and crunch better not be flunk in school kid because i be at your

 

door whoop in your ass because you went trying to pass the class report cards

 

all mashed up in the trash bad day no Christmas for you caught up in a bunch of

 

bully's today like pickles get-in ate out in the ice and freezing snow yellow piss

 

in all in a roll frosty the snow man with big carrot nose we all out in opening

 

big tall smelling like a rose for more bows and cloths now as i tie this bow

 

leave you head in this box for the cops find you with your toes only left for

 

no one to know because i aint bullshit in or front in don't come messing

 

around my door or you might get something you don't want to Indore

 

Frost found our got his ass shot down in the mud fell down face first

 

in the tub i been using that chicken rub eating these people for ever i do

 

what i think best on the table i left a mess got blood all over my chest

 

leaven some for the rest boiled chicken dumplings is the best i eat your

 

back and thighs no lie fuck around find out if there aint no food near

 

you better stay clear because when it come to me eating and staying full

 

is more important then your fuckin rein deer lunch and supper ill eat you for

 

dinner no sinner just wants to know whats for Dinner i am ready for my chicken

 

i keep it soft and moist like something else OK lets go somewhere else for min

 

keep the chicken boiling really well i like that really soft meat not much heat

 

keep biscuits smothered beat down roll around in butter when drop in my pan

 

they take a land in my sauce with rice cheddar and bacon and whatever else i

 

think is clever too boiling my chicken just like a nice stew i am mixing you body's

 

and peaces in my delicious chicken dumplings not much rump left just bunch

 

of fat like i am eaten Menu do with hog meat grind your bones up put you in this

 

meat market shredder to make you out more tender and redder ill be looking

 

for all that cheddar at the same time i am online look in for some more money

 

to find as i search every layer of the net to make passive money for ever

 

because now is the time for the rest of the world to start to wake up and realize

 

things have changed around us and you do not really have to be another slave

 

to society when you can step out be your own prodigy and finish a meal not

 

not have to listen to another boss trying run you around another day when

 

you can stay at home all day and either work or play when you want no one

 

to listen to or stepping on my shoes and can learn something fun and new

 

might have to go finally get me tattoo nah just pop in my head another clue

 

i better write this shit down make another back up list going to need it for my

 

recipe this morning beans and cornbread Bacon and chicken i got left overs for

 

Mixing onions chopping and dice-in i need to think twice for i cut my hand with

 

this knife can you Ry-me before you throw a dart twice i start to think i got

 

no life... Bulls EYE left with some tongue and hogshead cheese with rum

 

this going to be fun now don't runnnnn!