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Christmas Present

  1. .12 I am coming harder then dice you better think twice i am like DJ mixing the
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  3. .16 mic the track rock the sack i am Santa you getting slayed for my
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  5. .20 Christmas presents i present all the shit to you like i am camp fire all up in
  6. a line
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  8. .25 of rocks you bow down all of you start in to rattle my tree shaking like its dog
  9.  
  10. with fleas i come down with this Xmas beat bring the heat listen to this beat
  11.  
  12. .34 while i wrap your asses up like my present stick you under the Christmas
  13. tree
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  15. .38 blow you away with this heat better get your torch out so you can see its
  16. gonna
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  18. .43 be cold this winter get ready i am turn on this heater like i Popeye that just
  19.  
  20. burned off his fuckin weenier been sinner for ever its now almost 2025 i need
  21. to
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  23. start try change my life and maybe sorta be nice probably think twice but no
  24. fuck
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  26. .55 that i needed put these mother fakers in there seats feed there asses
  27. some
  28.  
  29. cake and call it happy birthday now blow out your candles here comes your
  30.  
  31. wishes Santa coming to night he come eat your asses all for morning breakfast
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  33. 1:08 your probably get in check off the list yes drink all fuckin milk and eat your
  34.  
  35. cookies and piss on your fire because your all a bunch of liars i eat you all like
  36.  
  37. your my cake its getting late night snack i am coming back around for round
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  39. 1:20 two blow you away like a reindeer and slay you for supper i am coming from top
  40.  
  41. line chimney who is my enemy i set your ass on fire light your ass with a match
  42.  
  43. gasoline leaving you on the road out in the cold for the ones find ya chop you up
  44.  
  45. little peaces feed you to the boar inside the these garage doors right here
  46.  
  47. near your neighbors next door no one left to find ya thought it was all a dream
  48.  
  49. but it remains to be scene killing you eaten you bitches for lunch like a twinkie
  50.  
  51. in a bunch fat people at brunch check in you off the list one by one i am coming
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  53. with the fire and crunch better not be flunk in school kid because i be at your
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  55. door whoop in your ass because you went trying to pass the class report cards
  56.  
  57. all mashed up in the trash bad day no Christmas for you caught up in a bunch of
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  59. bully's today like pickles get in ate out in the ice and freezing snow yellow piss
  60.  
  61. in all in a roll frosty the snow man with big carrot nose we all out in opening
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  63. big tall smelling like a rose for more bows and cloths now as i tie this bow
  64.  
  65. leave you head in this box for the cops find you with your toes only left for
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  67. no one to know because i aint bullshit in or front in don't come messing
  68.  
  69. around my door or you might get something you don't want to Indore
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  71. Frost found our got his ass shot down in the mud fell down face first
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  73. in the tub i been using that chicken rub eating these people for ever i do
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  75. what i think best on the table i left a mess got blood all over my chest
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  77. leaven some for the rest boiled chicken dumplings is the best i eat your
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  79. back and thighs no lie fuck around find out if there aint no food near
  80.  
  81. you better stay clear because when it come to me eating and staying full
  82.  
  83. is more important then your fuckin rein deer lunch and supper ill eat you for
  84.  
  85. dinner no sinner just wants to know whats for Dinner i am ready for my chicken
  86.  
  87. i keep it soft and moist like something else OK lets go somewhere else for min
  88.  
  89. keep the chicken boiling really well i like that really soft meat not much heat
  90.  
  91. keep biscuits smothered beat down roll around in butter when drop in my pan
  92.  
  93. they take a land in my sauce with rice cheddar and bacon and whatever else i
  94.  
  95. think is clever too boiling my chicken just like a nice stew i am mixing you body's
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  97. and peaces in my delicious chicken dumplings not much rump left just bunch
  98.  
  99. of fat like i am eaten Menu do with hog meat grind your bones up put you in this
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  101. meat market shredder to make you out more tender and redder ill be looking
  102.  
  103. for all that cheddar at the same time i am online look in for some more money
  104.  
  105. to find as i search every layer of the net to make passive money for ever
  106.  
  107. because now is the time for the rest of the world to start to wake up and realize
  108.  
  109. things have changed around us and you do not really have to be another slave
  110.  
  111. to society when you can step out be your own prodigy and finish a meal not
  112.  
  113. not have to listen to another boss trying run you around another day when
  114.  
  115. you can stay at home all day and either work or play when you want no one
  116.  
  117. to listen to or stepping on my shoes and can learn something fun and new
  118.  
  119. might have to go finally get me tattoo nah just pop in my head another clue
  120.  
  121. i better write this shit down make another back up list going to need it for my
  122.  
  123. recipe this morning beans and cornbread Bacon and chicken i got left overs for
  124.  
  125. Mixing onions chopping and dice in i need to think twice for i cut my hand with
  126.  
  127. this knife can you Ry me before you throw a dart twice i start to think i got
  128.  
  129. no life... Bulls EYE left with some tongue and hogshead cheese with rum
  130.  
  131. this going to be fun now don't runnnnn!

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