Getting Old Sucks
• Written by GenXjeezy
GenXjeezy's Notes
All the shit I'm writing about is for humor it's not necessarily true about me. I'm older but I'm not and "old ass man" yet. I figured if I write a Rap about being old I can make it funny. I'm hoping it'll dispense with some of the tension people have about me and my age. Enjoy.
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Getting old sucks and I'm getting pretty old
I'm so old if I was a loaf of bread I'd have mold
Yeah I'm old I've been through life and passed the classes
I'd love to write about it but I can't find my goddamn glasses
When you get old like me your memory starts to fade
And your dick don't work anymore so forget getting laid
Arthritis sets in and you have to live the rest of your life in pain
Plus you burp and fart all the time because it's too much to contain
You chase kids off the street by going on long ass rants
If you're lucky when you go to bed you don't shit your pants
I guess I'm so cranky I like to yell at kids on the internet
I was just about to say something else but now I forget
Getting old sucks, you end up needing to wear Depends
And a monthly Social Security check is the extent of your ends
You gotta start paying people for shit like mowing the lawn
I'd do it myself but in the end I'd just looking at it "say oh" well and yawn
You gotta start doing dumb shit like taking naps in the day
You get cranky and moody and you want everyone to stay away
You ain't got shit to do yet you wake up at 4:00 every single morning
Getting old sucks cuz you don't wanna do shit cuz everything is boring
You know you already lived more years than what you have left
Every extra day that you live makes you feel guilty of theft
You wander around the house looking for shit and forget what you're doin'
You fart so often they gonna start banning us for the excess air pollution
If all you damn kids on this site believe this is really who I am
Maybe you need to go get yourself a professional head exam
I ain't that old yet damn it. !!!!
Damn kids on the internet !!!!!
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GenXjeezy
Member since October 15 2023