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Getting Old Sucks
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- Getting old sucks and I'm getting pretty old
- I'm so old if I was a loaf of bread I'd have mold
- Yeah I'm old I've been through life and passed the classes
- I'd love to write about it but I can't find my goddamn glasses
- When you get old like me your memory starts to fade
- And your dick don't work anymore so forget getting laid
- Arthritis sets in and you have to live the rest of your life in pain
- Plus you burp and fart all the time because it's too much to contain
- You chase kids off the street by going on long ass rants
- If you're lucky when you go to bed you don't shit your pants
- I guess I'm so cranky I like to yell at kids on the internet
- I was just about to say something else but now I forget
- Getting old sucks, you end up needing to wear Depends
- And a monthly Social Security check is the extent of your ends
- You gotta start paying people for shit like mowing the lawn
- I'd do it myself but in the end I'd just looking at it "say oh" well and yawn
- You gotta start doing dumb shit like taking naps in the day
- You get cranky and moody and you want everyone to stay away
- You ain't got shit to do yet you wake up at 4:00 every single morning
- Getting old sucks cuz you don't wanna do shit cuz everything is boring
- You know you already lived more years than what you have left
- Every extra day that you live makes you feel guilty of theft
- You wander around the house looking for shit and forget what you're doin'
- You fart so often they gonna start banning us for the excess air pollution
- If all you damn kids on this site believe this is really who I am
- Maybe you need to go get yourself a professional head exam
- I ain't that old yet damn it. !!!!
- Damn kids on the internet !!!!!
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