PSAT: (Please Stop Attempting Ti...

How to survive the end of the world by Razorback

The sirens went off on a thursday afternoon, thirsty after doing thirty fucking

shrews after which I took a trip with you as the violence and the gloom

took a different view, dim like Mary Shelley Frankenstein touched down

upon the moon, I took another glance and whisper passed me, like Job

when he did bleed, scratching and thrashing around like an afghan about

to be smashed by a broadside and captured but i'm here to tell you what

not to do in the apocalypse when it comes for you. In the case of the zombies

awakening often and all compton has fallen cause of creatures, don't take katana's

they break like most objects, and like kimosabi they aren't good on laundry

leave rips and cuts like shaving your mommy, bleed like a tommygun shot

at the wrong teen when you meant to hit the target off to the side near the

screen, I want you to know, unlike in TWD gasoline expires after a year

don't trust tv, it'll kill you faster than a track from LMFAO or worse Nintendo

degrading like crazy, like verbs in the care of Jay Z, maybe it'd be better to

take a bike or something. Gunfire is plenty and ammo is hefty, the amount of bullets

america has in inventory surpasses the books in the library, be weary as

the shots attract the dead like death is attracted to sex in the woods during

Jason Lives, I wonder if teens will be stupid and die or they'll win. Military soldiers

take down droves amidst the wind but like raccoon city, they'll die in the end

 

In the case of atomic bombs, don't look at the blast, you'll lose your shit

go blind and end up bled, remember pripyat, reduced to a wasteland and

animals adapted to it, so screw it, don't listen if you don't want to die

I'm only trying to save a life, or save you from a vice or tiktok's new death

dive, off one thousand and five miles in the sky because some chick

across the sea tried to popularize but kids'll die cause trends are like

fair weather friends, good for some days but they'll leave you for dead

screaming with dread while mommy is crying and daddy is trying

CPR to revive you again cause you stupid motherfuckers failed to listen to a

friend, so ignore this if you wish, it's not my fault if you disappear from being ig

no rant needed, i'll just end it here, you want to be a dipshit, perform that dare

See how long it takes you to regret it with fear. I want you alive, no price

is worth tears