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Fuggin Bored
- Fuck 'em all, got a goose in my glovebox
- I'm wearin' Ariat's and I don't even wear socks
- I tell them boys in the fancy ol' truck, hook 'em up
- Square body when I fuckin' square up (Woo)
- Boot scootin' boogie in my knee cap jeans
- You got a gun but you're scared of me
- I be on a beat and I don't even grow no tomatoes
- You can't touch me like a really hot ass potato (Woo)
- Walk around with my neck muscles flexed out
- Pocket full of money and some goddamn rainbow trout
- Fuck fishin' license I don't need that
- Hit the game warden smack dab in his little gonads
- I'm lighter than a truck on fire, swervin'
- Hotter than a distillery full of bourbon
- Nice twenty two by fourteens, I hope you curb 'em
- Get some bullet holes, son of bitches, do you some learning', fuggin'
- Mountain Dew Dew on the haters like a commode
- Deliver Bigfoot dust, that's why I go beast mode
- And they ain't gonna catch me, cameraman too slow
- To be redneck'r than me, there ain't no loophole
- Pullin' up leaking' oil 'cause I'm slicker
- I must be a Husqvarna, I'm a tad big thicker
- Got a tootsie pop shawty, all I wanna do is lick her
- I go hard, not even my own pecker is stiffer
- I got a friend with a mullet, a friend with a musket
- A friend with a chicken and some corn in a bucket
- Every time I see wood all I wanna do is chuck it
- Bonfire bigger than a rich guy's house, fuggin'
- Rubber baby buggy bumpers, Alan Jackson thumping' in my uncle's brother's Hummer
- Dip stains on my steering' wheel and all my covers
- Santa Clause doesn't know but Rudolf got it comin'
- Last year I asked for a '58 Biscayne
- All I got was an orange and a pack of ROGAINE
- You give me all that coal, you ain't give me propane
- Now I got beef, I'm about to steal your sleigh
- I listen to country music even when I sleep
- I walk it like I talk it, I got boots in my teeth
- My station wagon got a Jesus fish
- Cut fender wells on 40's, bitch
- Big lift kit 'cause I'm closer to God
- Plus he gave me a ding dong the size of an Eddie Bauer rod
- Skeet shooting' with some buddies from my hometown
- Pistol packin' that kaboom when we go downtown
- 'Cause the weirdos on the corner look like sewer rats
- Seen a dude in plaid shorts shit his pants, that's a fuckin' fact
- I wasn't even high, I ain't even drink Jack
- But that fella who pooped prolly coulda used a tater sack
- Eww diarrhea in his Air Force 1's
- If he was wearing' Tony Lamas it wouldn't have happened to him
- Alright back to the cool shit, like I was saying'
- I want a mullet so long that it touches the pavement
- I need a Dukes of Hazzard car so I can smash all the Daisies
- But like not the cousin ones, I mean like non blood related
- Bitch I'm Lacquer Thinner Larry, sweeter than a blackberry
- Bald ass head but my nipples still hella hairy
- Lookin' like a dreamcatcher on a set of man titties
- I'm a country boy, I don't fuck with the city (Yeah)
- Yeah, I'm a country boy, Morgan Wallen on the speakers
- Ridin' through town steady wakin' up the tweekers
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