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When the oven cleaner comes
- A man is here hired to clean my oven
- I'm a grimey cunt got slime on my muffins
- When he turned up he didn't want to touch it
- Now he's sat there crying and a scrubbin
- Walk in, like "geezer what's a matter?
- I can hear your sobs and what's all that banging?"
- "I've tried and tried but the grease is still fucking standing"
- So I toss in a hand grenade and send that cleaner packing
- Now I have no house and everybody's dead
- Including the neighbours, except that one kid
- Got knocked out by the kitchen bin lid
- I'm not even singing this it's all in your head
- My dog's search history is looking kinda sussy,
- It reads, Cat fights showing fluffy pussy.
- I try to confront him, all he does is cuss me,
- Hides in his room and continues busting.
- I can't stop him, this dog's a menace,
- Caught him side eyeing me when I asked where my pen is.
- His eyes dropped down as he said, "I've put it in my anus,"
- Apparently didn't want me to lose it —
- Told me, "It's not a fetish."
- Damn my raps are getting more and more absurd
- From blowing up an oven to fucking a disabled bird
- It's probably true, all the things that you have heard
- But I didn't use my penis, I used a condom filled with turd
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