BUILDING BLUEPRINT
Next level lyrical insight is a moment away.
Lyrical Analysis of...
SLOWMOTO [Ep. 10] - Filler Up?
- //In Kamek’s new room at the newly taken over Peach’s Castle, Bowser and Kamek are undergoing an important discussion for their next plan.
- Kamek: Lord Bowser.. You said that this “crystal ball,” the Orb of Power, was not where you expected it to be, correct?
- Bowser: Yeah, that was the only reason I had infinite energy to terrorize the Mario brothers, no matter what happened to me.. or no matter any stupid magic marker.
- Kamek: Well, timeline studies show that time traveling to get a version of the Orb may not give you the same effects, due to it coming from another timeline entirely.
- Bowser: Well pssh, no duh, what else have you found?
- Kamek: I’m saying there’s a different way to get an Orb of Power.
- Bowser: Hmm.. This may be a fire idea. Spill it.
- Kamek: There are many alternate universes similar to our own, including a certain one where your war with Mario never ended, and that you’ve been able to keep the Orb of Power.
- Bowser: But wouldn’t that count as another timeline though?
- Kamek: Not quite, as it’s an alternate dimension, not an alternate timeline. Miyamoto is able to infinitely toy with us, for example, because he has power over all of us, and he comes from a different dimension.
- Bowser: Yeah, that makes sense.
- Kamek: Also, there’s actually a rumor of another godly artifact in another of our sister alternate dimensions, but I imagine it probably wouldn’t be much use.
- Bowser: So, how do we summon the portal to go get the Orb?
- Kamek: Well similarly to how you somewhat tricked Mario to travel in an alternate dimension after you died, we still have a copy of this “time machine” right here.
- Bowser: ..OH! Now I remember what this is! I knew it looked familiar…
- Kamek: This time, we’re going to the other one, where you never stopped being tyrannical. Do prepare for battle though, I don’t think that version of you would give it up easily.
- Bowser: Trust me, I’ve been training in the dungeon, I can handle him.
- Kamek: Well, we can’t really defeat him because of his plot powers, so what I’m thinking is, you’ll distract him while I steal his Orb.
- Bowser: Oh yeah, I forget sometimes how powerful I really was with it..
- //Meanwhile in the Static Realm, Mario has just witnessed an unsettling present vision about Luigi and Black Yoshi being recaptured by Miyamoto.
- Jeffy: What is it? Did you finally get another vision?
- Mario: Yeah, I was trying hard to concentrate, and it worked. You’re not gonna like it though..
- Jeffy: Well what could that possibly be?
- Mario: It’s a present event, as in the now. The wizard man successfully got our crew into this realm through another artifact, apparently, and then Miyamoto confronted them all.
- Jeffy: Alarmed, but not surprised.
- Mario: He specifically singled out Luigi and Black Yoshi, and now they’re in the dungeon.
- Jeffy: Fuck! Do you think he knows you’re here, too?
- Mario: I don’t know.. If he did, he would’ve confronted both of us by now…
- Jeffy: Maybe your artifact is keeping you in hiding?
- Mario: Like it tampers with my existence? To keep me hidden or something? I dunno, this is a lot to remember…
- Mario: Hmm.. I do wonder..
- Jeffy: Did you finally get an idea?
- Mario: Yeah. You weren’t there at the time, but Bowser was a huge problem. He had godlike powers. An old friend, Mama Luigi, was the only one who could be able to kill him in that state.
- Mario: And when he did, it turns out his final plan this whole time was to send me through alternate dimensions, falsely advertising it as a time machine to fix my problems. I met up with two alternate Mama Luigis, although they didn’t stay with me too long.
- Jeffy: Who the hell is Mama Luigi.
- Mario: A clone of my brother.. It’s a long story. But after I got back to the normal dimension, it turns out that Bowser escaped Hell through the fire exit and once again tapped into his powers. I found out that he had this crystal ball, this Orb!
- Jeffy: Two questions. How was Mama Luigi able to circumvent his powers?
- Mario: I never thought about that.. I don’t know.
- Jeffy: Second, how did you end up defeating Bowser in the end?
- Mario: It was because of.. oh god, Miyamoto.
- Jeffy: Hmm.. That also doesn’t surprise me.
- Mario: See, Bowser wanted to take over everything in the name of his Koopa Empire, even other dimensions like the ones I visited. Miyamoto put a stop to it by erasing his powers and taking the Crystal Ball.
- Jeffy: I see.. So Miyamoto has had a hand in this all along, to some extent. Makes sense.
- Jeffy: (Interesting info.. This makes me wonder if I should finally spill the beans about my true connection with Miyamoto.)
- Mario: (Jeffy seems awfully calm about that info dump.. Should I tell him about that vision with Logan and Bowser?)
- Mario: Anyway.. I’m sure you know where I was going with that, right?
- Jeffy: I dun even know. There was too many shit said at one time.
- Mario: Yeah, I did ramble a bit, but I’m wondering if I can tap into the god powers, just like Bowser did. As long as he had this Orb, he could regain them if he loses them.
- Jeffy: The others are still in this realm, right? Should we reunite with them afterwards?
- Mario: Maybe.. But we can’t get caught by Miyamoto, and they can’t either. We could definitely help them a little bit after I manage this, but after that, I think we should be split up this time around.
- Jeffy: Why?
- Mario: Because it lessens the chance of all of us getting caught. Hell, maybe I should get away from you until I figure this out.
- Jeffy: Yeah.. Actually that would be a good idea. Just don’t come back until you do, and do not let Miyamoto physically see you. I have a feeling he may want to speak with me again soon.
- Mario: Right. As I concentrate to tap into whatever is required, see you later.
- //Meanwhile, FINALLY back at Disney World, Mickey, Goofy and Donald are approaching the suite where Drawing Jeffy’s unofficial adoptive parents are at.
- Goofy: Minnie didn’t wanna go?
- Mickey: Yeah, girl problems or somethin’…
- Donald: That’s that dang Blood of Chrissss t!
- Goofy: ..what??
- //Mickey knocks on the door.
- //A guy named Mark, who would be Drawing Jeffy's adoptive father at this point, opens the door.
- Mark: Ah, the mouse himself! What a surprise..
- Mickey: Hi sir, uh, I'm here to talk about the pencil nose kid.
- Mark: What, my adopted son?
- Mickey: The one who looks like he's made outta playdoh? Yes, that guy.
- Mark: He is *not* made out of Playdoh! I think he's made of brick, at least..
- Goofy: So uh..
- Mickey: Have you heard about the alien invasion that happened over in Pensacola?
- Mark: Well yeah. Kinda strange you didn't have everyone evacuate.
- Mickey: Why would I need to though? Pensacola's nowhere near us.
- Mark: But it's in the same state. I thought the government would tell you to do it.
- Donald: Fuck da gover ment n' duck their tax fft!
- Goofy: Yeah, we hate da gover ment! Woohoo!
- Mickey: Oh dear god, why did I bring you two along..
- Mickey: Look Mark, do you have any idea where the pencil kid is from?
- Mark: Uh.. Nebraska? That's what he keeps saying.
- Mickey: Nope, it's Pensacola. He comes from a family who are active customers of ours. We should take your kid back for him to see if they're alright after that invasion.
- Mark: Why do you care?
- Mickey: Because I'm just a mascot? We can do what we want with our customers.
- Mark: That's my kid now, man.
- Mickey: You've only adopted him for like a few months dude.
- Mark: He's my kid! I dunno what to tell you. Me and my fiance adopted him, our bio son likes him..
- Mickey: Well he doesn't belong to you.
- Mark: I legally adopted him though. He's mine now.
- Goofy: It smells like poop in there.
- Mickey: Shut it. Guys, you know what to do.
- Donald: Ooh I know..
- Mark: The hell do you mean??
- //TO BE CONTINUED...
What is a Blueprint?
A blueprint is like a report card for your lyrics. It contains a lyrical breakdown and analysis of all the words, syllables, and rhymes in your song.
Learn More >