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SLOWMOTO [Ep. 8] - Plans of Precision

  1. //Time Soldiers 2 and 3 have been racing about the woods, until they stop somewhere.
  2.  
  3. Time Soldier 3: Okay.. We might've ran far enough that we can come up with a plan.
  4. Time Soldier 2: Well wanna set up the Aura Detection now?
  5. Time Soldier 3: They're hunting us down, Mahjor. It wouldn't do shit.
  6. Mahjor: You're right.. How the hell did the ball's luck not work, Grehggo?!
  7. Grehggo: We took it from the shack somewhere here, I assumed it'd work, but it didn't.
  8. Mahjor: Why?
  9. Grehggo: I think it's timeline rule bullshit or something. You'd think they'd have taught that to us in training.
  10.  
  11. Mahjor: So.. Wanna split up then?
  12. Grehggo: We should come up with a backup plan first. We may have to abort this mission if we can't.
  13. Mahjor: But Miyamoto would be livid if we backed off this timeline for any reason!! Even if our whole crew's apparently dead now!
  14. Grehggo: Damn.. You may be right. I guess it wouldn't hurt to split up. We need to try and take them by surprise.. especially the glasses kid.
  15. Mahjor: Heh, maybe steal the wand if we can?
  16. Grehggo: Well let's not get too ambitious..
  17.  
  18. //Mahjor and Grehggo split up to attempt to take the three kids by surprise.
  19.  
  20. //Mahjor didn't have to walk too far to hear rustling in the tree branches.
  21.  
  22. Mahjor: Oh, don't tell me..
  23.  
  24. //Mahjor looks up in time to see Joseph, now wearing a red shirt and wings, flying to tackle him, but he narrowly dodges.
  25.  
  26. Joseph: Fuck!
  27. Mahjor: You'll have to do betta than that, kid.
  28.  
  29. //Mahjor pulls out his laser gun and attempts to shoot Joseph down, but Joseph's wings are too fast, and Mahjor was sorta off balance.
  30.  
  31. //Joseph then begins attacking Mahjor while flying up and down.
  32.  
  33. Joseph: Hahaha!
  34. Mahjor: Stop toying with me, asshole!!
  35.  
  36. //While Mahjor was distracted, Junior sneaks up from behind and does his fire breath, burning Mahjor to a crisp.
  37.  
  38. Junior: Awesome! One demon down, one to go!
  39.  
  40. //Joseph descends down to the ground.
  41.  
  42. Junior: Damn Joseph, I didn't know you still kept the red shell er, shirt!
  43. Joseph: Yeah, it was cool for like the good few months I had it, but I guess people seeing a flying kid kept makin' 'em question their sanity, so I only fly if I have to.
  44. Junior: You think Cody got the other guy by now?
  45. Joseph: Probably. Let's go look for him.
  46. Junior: Agreed!
  47.  
  48. //Grehggo is wandering the woods looking for any sign of the teens, but then he hears Mahjor's scream from afar as he was burned to ashes.
  49.  
  50. Grehggo: (Fuck! Mahjor is dead! I'm really down to the wire now..)
  51.  
  52. //Grehggo brings out the portal gun.
  53.  
  54. Grehggo: (Oh my Void man, I don't feel like dyin'.. I have no choice but to get back before that happens.)
  55.  
  56. Cody: I would put that down if I were you.
  57.  
  58. //Grehggo fearfully looks behind him and sees Cody, smirking, holding his wand.
  59.  
  60. Grehggo: So.. What are you going to do, kill me?
  61. Cody: Not quite. I'll let you go, if you answer some questions.
  62. Grehggo: Uh, alright.
  63. Cody: First.. where did Jeffy and Mario go?
  64. Grehggo: ..really? That's your first question? I thought Jeffy was still in Limbo or something?
  65. Cody: Well he came back, then he got kidnapped along with Mario. Where are they?
  66. Grehggo: How am I supposed to know?? Mario should still be in that dungeon thing, and Jeffy.. I don't know. Kezariack only debriefed us that much sir.
  67. Cody: So you were sent to kill us before you got murked by the badass wizard?
  68. Grehggo: Well yeah, duh.
  69.  
  70. Cody: Okay, sounds good. Question numbuh two, who is this "Kezariack"?
  71. Grehggo: He is.. was, in charge of us. He was the alien who led us during the raid and the attack on Earth.
  72. Cody: 'K, question three.. Uh, I think I ran out of ideas.
  73.  
  74. Grehggo: Look, please just spare me. I will never attack you again, I will not run back to Miyamoto about what happened.
  75.  
  76. Junior: Cody?
  77.  
  78. //Junior and Joseph have found Cody, looking onward at Grehggo.
  79.  
  80. Joseph: Oh hey, you found 'em.
  81. Cody: Yeah, but..
  82.  
  83. Grehggo: Please don't kill me! I swear, I'll never run to Miyamoto again! I'll live peacefully!
  84. Joseph: Well.. I'm callin' bullshit, my nigga.
  85. Junior: Yeah, you really think we're gonna let you go?!
  86. Grehggo: Please.. I was only loyal because the rest of us were threatened with having our existence wiped if we didn't comply with the raid.. And the killing of you.
  87. Cody: I mean, he does have a point, guys. His entire crew is dead, save for the three soldiers we just killed. There is no coming back for this alien team.
  88.  
  89. Grehggo: So.. You'll spare me?
  90. Cody: Yeah, I guess. If only so I can swap my Past Machine with your portal gun.
  91. Grehggo: What's that?
  92. Cody: It's this thing that looks like a Bop It toy, a modification by me to bring anything from the past to the present. But there's really no limit and you can time travel with it. Just say what you want after it says bop it.
  93.  
  94. Junior: Cody, how do we know he won't call a different alien army to kill us?
  95. Grehggo: I don't know any "different alien armies." We were the only rivals of the Roswellians.
  96. Junior: Roswellians? Really?
  97. Grehggo: Yeah, those guys. Planet Roswell.
  98. Junior: Okay, now he's definitely lying.
  99. Joseph: Right?!
  100. Junior: ROSWELL, is a place on Earth. You're telling me that you named your planet after a city in New Mexico. That did not happen.
  101. Grehggo: Huh, well I thought you all got inspired by us first. Our alien races did visit the Egyptians, after all.
  102. Joseph: Mmm.. I think he do have a point.
  103.  
  104. Cody: Well, whatever. I do not think you will be a threat. Let's trade tools!
  105. Grehggo: Right!
  106.  
  107. //Cody gets the portal gun, and Grehggo gets the Past Machine.
  108.  
  109. Cody: 'K, cya! Now how do I work this thing..
  110. Grehggo: You just turn the knob. It has a holographic screen that tells you where you're going. Since you're in a different timeline, it should register that information.
  111. Cody: Thanks, and.. Ah, voila! To the original timeline, we go!
  112.  
  113. //Cody shoots the portal gun, which summons a green portal.
  114.  
  115. Junior: I feel like we've seen this somewhere on TV.
  116. Cody: Wait, I almost forgot. What about the Crystal Ball?
  117. Junior: The other guy had it. It survived my fire breath and I have it now.
  118. Cody: Good, let's go back where the rest are. Thankfully this gun detected Purgatory as a real place.
  119.  
  120. //The three teens go through the portal.
  121.  
  122. Grehggo: So, they're after artifacts, eh? ..That would explain a lot. I don't know what use it'd serve them though.
  123.  
  124. //Meanwhile, Luigi and Wizard are trudging through the terrain of Purgatory, to the location of the Disc of Infinity.
  125.  
  126. Luigi: How much farther do we need to go? These lands are starting to look all the same..
  127. Wizard: Not much farther, don't fret. We are coming closer to the Henge of Truth. Somewhere in those catacombs, is the disc.
  128. Luigi: Seems legit.
  129.  
  130. //They march closer and closer until they see a place resembling Stonehenge, and a tunnel that is the entrance to said catacombs.
  131.  
  132. Wizard: Here we are.
  133. Luigi: Whoa.. Quite elegant.
  134.  
  135. //The Great Keeper of this Henge immediately sees them, and is quite alarmed by Wizard Guy's arrival.
  136.  
  137. Great Keeper: ..Hey hey hey! Stop right there!
  138. Luigi: Don't worry, sir! We're here to save the universe!
  139. Great Keeper: No you're not! Even if you have good intentions, that.. guy certainly doesn't!
  140. Luigi: But he's from an alternate timeline. He's helping us!
  141. Great Keeper: Doesn't matter! He's Miyamoto!
  142.  
  143. Wizard: Listen, I'm afraid you've got this all confused. I do not mean ill will, and I want to stop the real Miyamoto. Whether you believe so or not, certainly you'd let us have the Disc of Infinity in order to save the universe from him, no?
  144. Great Keeper: Even so, I can't take the risk. Bad enough that there's timeline mishaps around. I can't let you have the Disc!!
  145. Luigi: What do you want us to do then?
  146. Great Keeper: Nothing! Go away!
  147.  
  148. Wizard: ..I don't have time for this.
  149.  
  150. (Wizard points his finger at Great Keeper, which causes him to evaporate into thin air.)
  151.  
  152. Luigi: ..WHAT THE.. WHA What did you just do to them?!
  153. Wizard: Nothing. Let's keep moving forward.
  154.  
  155. //TO BE CONTINUED...

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