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JEFFY: SLOWMOTO [Prologue]

  1. ...
  2.  
  3. It was as if the world had stood still, on its own, trembling, weak legs. Watching. Waiting. Any chance for salvation.
  4.  
  5. "I would suggest running back to your pathetic timeline if you can!"
  6. "Don’t worry. What I want to take from you won’t be easily noticeable. In fact, even if you do, you may find it inconsequential!"
  7. "..Do you know how many years I've had to suffer in that god damn dungeon, Miyamoto?"
  8. "You would know about attacking innocents, huh, Jeff ton?"
  9.  
  10. (Cuts to a scene of Drawing Jeffy still in Disney World, having a great time. Meanwhile, Mickey and Goofy have noticed him from a distance.)
  11.  
  12. Mickey: Is that the guy who's been here since October?
  13. Goofy: Yah, he got left here, informally adopted, and now he hangs around here all da time. Why?
  14. Mickey: Reports of an entire family disappearing from the face of the big wide world have flown in from Pensacola, Florida.
  15. Goofy: Whose family?
  16. Mickey: Y'know.. the turtle guys? The pencil nose guy? The big nose guy? I loved those guys when they were there.. whenever they weren't so bombastic! O hoh!
  17. Goofy: Isn't that the pencil guy right there though? They left 'em here!
  18. Mickey: Nah, I ain't no dummy. That's not the real guy. Just some.. clone, I guess.
  19. Goofy: Oh. That's weird, uhk yuh!
  20. Mickey: Well, I was hoping we'd take a little break from this Disney World business and talk to that guy, see what's going on with 'em.
  21.  
  22. Goofy: Why'd we do that? We got business to run!
  23. Mickey: Oh please, we're just the mascots, there's people here running around looking like us already. They never notice when we're gone! Plus, you're tired of the same old too, right?
  24. Goofy: ..Yah, I guess you ARE right! 'pparently, aliens were slithering about the place, messing about! I hope that family's okay.
  25. Mickey: Me too. Clone or not, he has just been left here these past months, and I'd wanna reunite him with his family as well.
  26.  
  27. Mickey: We will approach the family residence where he lives at sometime in the evening. Get their permission to take the pencil clone guy to Pensacola, find out if his family's alright.
  28. Goofy: Sounding good.
  29. Mickey: Great! Make sure to ask Donald if he wants to come too. I'll ask Minnie.
  30. Goofy: 'K.
  31.  
  32. ...
  33.  
  34. It was certainly a shame, isn't it? A group of people meeting through various circumstances, only for them to all dissolve into nothing. At least, that's what it seemed like.
  35.  
  36. ...
  37.  
  38. Jeffy: Where am I?
  39.  
  40. //Jeffy has found himself, in what looks like a static realm (literal TV static realm).
  41.  
  42. //Jeffy does a long and deep sigh, knowing full well what happened and the cause for all of this.
  43.  
  44. //Miyamoto nonchalantly poofs into existence to greet Jeffy.
  45.  
  46. Miyamoto: So...
  47.  
  48. why did you lie to me, Jeffy?
  49.  
  50. //Jeffy is taken aback by the question.
  51.  
  52. Jeffy: What do you mean?
  53. Miyamoto: You said everything would be fine.. when you did THAT.
  54. Jeffy: No, I just wanted you to spare my friends. I can't always cater to you.
  55. Miyamoto: Oh, but you HAVE TO. You literally have changed the course of the universe, in millions of eyes. It unfolded, RIGHT in front of them in fact. Tell me, why couldn't you have held yourself together?
  56. Jeffy: Look, I keep telling you. I didn't know that part of me remembered. I couldn't have anticipated a bug from my magic.
  57.  
  58. Miyamoto: Tsk tsk tsk.. remember the part of the deal?
  59. Jeffy: What, the part you erased my memory?
  60. Miyamoto: Not that deal, I'm talking about the other one, way before.
  61.  
  62. After all..
  63.  
  64. you did read the fine print, haven't you?
  65.  
  66. ...
  67.  
  68. Deceit comes in many forms. Especially the culmination of your very being. One often forgets that they are living a lie as soon as it is told.
  69.  
  70. //Back at Miyamoto's dungeon, a long forgotten character named Wario sits at a table, with his brother aside him, and a couple others.
  71.  
  72. Wario: Argh, what a rotten day! Miyamoto hasn't fed us in a long time!
  73. Waluigi: I know right? Should we raid the food supply then? I mean, he isn't here to watch us!
  74. Wario: Yeah, suppose so. What if he comes back though?
  75.  
  76. Woody: Better question is, where did the other three go?
  77. Wario: Bah, don't know. Moto probably killed 'em.
  78.  
  79. Waluigi: *sigh*
  80. Waluigi: I miss being out and about so much. Even when we fell into obscurity, we at least lived our lives!
  81. Woody: Can't be any more true, partner..
  82. Wario: Agreed! I hate this place! I say we grab all the shit we can and escape outta here!
  83. Waluigi: Why would we do something as reckless as that?
  84. Wario: That bastard hasn't been back yet, duh! He's not gonna care.
  85. Waluigi: But you said we're gonna steal his supplies.
  86. Wario: Quit bein' a baby.
  87.  
  88. Woody: Hmm, got me thinkin'.. I may just go, with or without you all. I haven't hunted shrimpos in years, and I want 'em all already!
  89. Wario: Fair enough. I guess we'll hang back 'til we make a decision.
  90. Woody: Alright.
  91.  
  92. //Woody leaves the room. Wario notices Rosalina reading documents on the other table.
  93.  
  94. Wario: Ey Rosa, what's that you got there?
  95. Rosalina: ..Documents from Miyamoto's office.
  96. Wario: WAAAHH?! You went there??
  97. Waluigi: Aw geez, he said he'd kill us ALL if anyone ever went there!
  98. Rosalina: Well, he isn't here, is he?
  99. Wario: Fair point.
  100. Waluigi: That's still not good!
  101.  
  102. Rosalina: You may wanna prepare yourself for the info I have gathered.
  103. Wario: Eh? What is it?
  104.  
  105. Rosalina: For starters.. we were set up all along.
  106.  
  107. ...
  108.  
  109. With great power, comes great responsibility, but sometimes, it comes with a greater sacrifice to behold, on the road ahead. Often with withheld truths. It's a matter of whenever you're ready to hear it...
  110.  
  111. //A large, fat figure is trenching towards the all too familiar stone shack, in the large forest.
  112.  
  113. //Step.. by step.
  114.  
  115. //He enters the shack.
  116.  
  117. ...
  118.  
  119. //There is currently no one inside. The crystal ball has also been stolen, some time ago.
  120.  
  121. "No.. who the fuck took the crystal ball?! How much damage did those dickheads do?"
  122.  
  123. //The figure is revealed to be known other than Bowser.
  124.  
  125. Bowser: I just remembered who I was supposed to be.. The great god King Koopa.. And yet they wanna roughhouse the place? Make it harder for ME?
  126.  
  127. ..I will rise again and show them!..
  128.  
  129. ............
  130.  
  131. JEFFY: SLOWMOTO
  132. [A.K.A. Miyamotion Saga Two]
  133.  
  134. Beginning on RapPad, when time sees fit...

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