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MY SEXY CHEERIO BOX [OG 2018, Annotated]

  1. [hump my cheerio box](This is a thing he used to do in his SML vids, during his early appearances. This song is pretty much ENTIRELY based on that.)
  2. fuck a fox
  3. [in the ass](What the fuck is this line?? Could he have not thought of anything else that rhymes with box? lmao)
  4. [man dont even dont give no sass](Saying the word don't twice sounded effective to him, apparently.)
  5. [fuck all of my haters they can eat my butt](The last part is an actual phrase he said in an episode.)
  6. [shut](Why does this word have its own space reserved? Beats me.)
  7. the fuck up you can suck my dick
  8. [no homo though but you can suck my mama's tits](Again, what the fuck is this line?! This is like the second out of pocket line, and we're barely exiting the first verse.)
  9. hump my cheerio box ox ox ox ox...
  10.  
  11. [MAH SEXY CHEERIO BOOOOX~](I'm pretty sure I was imagining this particular rap to sound like a love song. Like a love song type beat.)
  12. [so sexy im gonna stick my pee pee in it](Yup, sounded like the old Jeffy alright.)
  13. dont act so desperate
  14. [to get my cheerio box](Yeah, don't act so desperate, fools!)
  15. [its not yours it belongs to me you fox](..again, why would you rhyme box with fox? What did that word mean in your head?)
  16. yeah, i roasted you
  17. [i be droolin in jew, like it is ooold school](The random mention of Jews really gets me here. Was he trying to say that he was drowning in Jewish hoes? Or did I just type it because I was obsessed with edgy jokes at the time, and that it was supposed to be offensive for some reason? Probably the latter.)
  18.  
  19. fuck all my haters
  20. [they have mentality like flat earthers](Honestly, kind of a good rhyme.)
  21. i fuck my cheerio box seriously
  22. [rigoursly](Yup, I misspelled the word rigorously. Go me!)
  23. man dont give me none of that shit
  24. [like its inanimate i know but its lit](Jeffy often indulged in objectum activities, clearly.)
  25. eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
  26. [dab dab dab](For some reason, I was obsessed with dabbing when I was a kid. I even referenced it here in the big 2018.)
  27. [nigga shit, nigga stab](I believe the word shit was meant to be the word shoot. This is something I only ever noticed recently; that I typed shit instead.)
  28. [i be like shoot shoot shoot](Masterful lyricism here! Exemplary!)
  29. [everyone that doesnt like my loot](You're going to shoot people if they don't like your loot? That's awfully rude. Be glad they at least don't wanna steal your shit!)
  30. mah sexy cheerio box ox ox ox ox...
  31.  
  32. MAH SEXY CHEERIO BOOOOX~
  33. so sexy im gonna stick my pee pee in it
  34. dont act so desperate
  35. to get my cheerio box
  36. its not yours it belongs to me you fox
  37. yeah, i roasted you
  38. i be droolin in jew, like it is ooold school
  39. [MAH SEXY CHEERIO BOOOOX~](Yeah, just like the first song, the chorus is gonna repeat unnecessarily. And it's not even halfway decent. I know I tried to make it unique here, but it's just not good.)
  40. so sexy im gonna stick my pee pee in it
  41. dont act so desperate
  42. to get my cheerio box
  43. its not yours it belongs to me you fox
  44. yeah, i roasted you
  45. i be droolin in jew, like it is ooold school
  46.  
  47. [whats this country music? FUCK OUTTA HERE](Here is Jeffy dissing other music genres for no reason other than I felt like adding it to the song. I guess I was running out of ideas.)
  48. [whats this, metal? GET OUTTA HERE YOU QUEER](Nowadays, being homophobic as a quote on quote joke is not on my roster. I'm a woke mothafucka. Notice the termdrop of the Enby word in The Poop System 1, and also that other song I wrote called The Gay Principle.)
  49. [whats this, pop? RAP IS BETTER](You poser! You have listened to Michael Jackson and you know it.)
  50. [whats this, rap? NOW THATS WHAT I CALL GETTER! :)](..YEAH. SURE BUDDY. lmao)
  51.  
  52. eyyy
  53. let me fuck you one more time
  54. [(beautiful compilation of me humping my cheerio box)](Jeez, my writing back then was something else. If you thought my new writing is crazy as hell, try imagining what would happen if 2018 me wrote the current stories and song lyrics. Spooky!)
  55.  
  56. [MAH SEXY CHEERIO BOOOOX~](Aaaand here we go. The quartet of choruses.)
  57. so sexy im gonna stick my pee pee in it
  58. dont act so desperate
  59. to get my cheerio box
  60. its not yours it belongs to me you fox
  61. yeah, i roasted you
  62. i be droolin in jew, like it is ooold school
  63. MAH SEXY CHEERIO BOOOOX~
  64. so sexy im gonna stick my pee pee in it
  65. dont act so desperate
  66. to get my cheerio box
  67. its not yours it belongs to me you fox
  68. yeah, i roasted you
  69. i be droolin in jew, like it is ooold school
  70. MAH SEXY CHEERIO BOOOOX~
  71. so sexy im gonna stick my pee pee in it
  72. dont act so desperate
  73. to get my cheerio box
  74. its not yours it belongs to me you fox
  75. yeah, i roasted you
  76. i be droolin in jew, like it is ooold school
  77. MAH SEXY CHEERIO BOOOOX~
  78. so sexy im gonna stick my pee pee in it
  79. dont act so desperate
  80. to get my cheerio box
  81. its not yours it belongs to me you fox
  82. yeah, i roasted you
  83. i be droolin in jew, like it is ooold school
  84.  
  85. [EYYY](Ugh, finally.)
  86. dab dab dab
  87. nigga shoot nigga stab
  88. [flab flab shack shack](Just making noises for the love of the game, eh?)
  89. you have lack
  90. of skill
  91. eyyy chocolate cake gang here with yall haters getting eaten in the nest
  92. [BAI THE BIRDS](Apparently, Jeffy thinks of his haters as fodder food for birds in nests. Am I the only one who thinks this line makes less sense than any of the ones here?)
  93. WOOP WOOP
  94.  
  95. //MEANWHILE...
  96.  
  97. (A rap manager, who only goes by the alias of StalinsSoldier, is sitting in his office, until a guy named Seth comes in.)
  98.  
  99. Seth: Yo, sir.
  100. SS: Ahh, Seth! How you doin'?
  101. Seth: 'Bout as good as can be expected. I thought you'd want to hear this.
  102. SS: Hear what?
  103. Seth: Apparently, some kid came in the alleyway today. Came up against Fordorn.
  104. SS: Mhm.
  105. Seth: He spit some of the wackest bars out there. I'm tellin' you, you wouldn't even believe it. Fordorn decided to just forfeit.
  106.  
  107. SS: ..what?
  108. Seth: Yeah, he didn't want to humiliate the kid, so
  109. SS: Nah nah nah. That's breaking the rules. Why didn't you do anything?
  110. Seth: Sir, there was really no need to
  111. SS: Do you want to know what happens if people stop taking rules seriously? When more loopholes arise? Absolute chaos. It would ruin my business.
  112. Seth: Well, then again.. that J Fee guy was just a kid
  113.  
  114. SS: NO. We are going to make this right. I want to personally meet this kid. He is going to hear bars whether he likes it or not. Tell the gang that we shall meet him in 30 minutes.
  115. Seth: ..Are you really sure, sir?
  116. SS: Yes, I'm sure, Seth! Why do you think I'm the fuckin' boss? Oh, and while you're at it, tell Fordorn that his pay is being docked.
  117.  
  118. Seth: Very well sir, I'll get to it.
  119.  
  120. //Seth leaves the office.
  121.  
  122. SS: (Soon, that kid will learn never to walk into places where he shouldn't..)
  123.  
  124. //TO BE CONTINUED...

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