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  1. [/Lil' Nigga \]
  2. when niggas tell a nigga that they a broke nigga, i say "nigga u a dumb nigga so nigga go leave, nigga"
  3. niggas feelin other niggas, that's so gay nigga, creepin me out and that just ain't okay nigga
  4. right right? i think u left left nigga, you ain't goin any direction other than arrest, nigga
  5. i spy with my little eye, a retarded nigga so humble up before i get my gun started nigga
  6.  
  7. nigga nigga nigga i feel a like you gon be a quitta
  8. bars barring you, you are going down the shitta
  9. i dont know no one like me who can send you straight down nigga
  10. booty cheeks freshly showered have you straight clowned nigga
  11.  
  12. [/J Fee \]
  13. Yo yo yo..
  14. Is that all you got?
  15. Guess so.. well you severely underpacked then.
  16.  
  17. Still the same Jeffy, we're all buried in ditches
  18. I help us get us out, yet you hide like some bitches
  19. From rags to riches, I got punished with stitches but now I built the bridges to freedom's oh so holy wishes
  20.  
  21. God? Says who? Imagination prevails
  22. Time? I got plenty to tip the scales
  23. I never fail to deliver the tale of the boy who inhaled and said "fuck the world, even if under me they surveil"
  24.  
  25. Still the same Jeffy since 2016
  26. I started this mess in 2017
  27. 2018, the first time I went solo
  28. 2019, I invented new models
  29. Then in 2025, normality committed suicide, dare I even say, it flew to the sky
  30. It shall be remembered, and then be brought back, because I ain't the type to break promises and lack
  31. The strength to pull us all through the rearview
  32. So just come and join me, won't you care to?
  33.  
  34. //Both Lil' Nigga and J Fee have just provided their end of the rap battle. J Fee waits for an answer.
  35.  
  36.  
  37. Lil' Nigga: yes nigga
  38.  
  39. //Lil' Nigga withers into dust, signifying yeah yeah you know how it goes.
  40.  
  41. J Fee: Yes! Now I just need to figure out how to reach Jeff ton..
  42.  
  43. //J Fee then starts to walk back and notices Luigi and Marvin standing there.
  44.  
  45. J Fee: Huh? What are you two doing here?
  46.  
  47. Luigi: Marvin, I still don't understand how Jeffy can rap on command without any equipment..
  48. Marvin: Music video logic.
  49. Luigi: I guess..
  50.  
  51. J Fee: Hello?
  52. Luigi: Oh right, yeah, sorry Jeffy. I decided to go here with your papa just in case.
  53. J Fee: Why?
  54. Luigi: You didn't really say who you were getting, so just wanted to make sure.
  55. J Fee: Oh. Well yeah, that was just Lil' Nigga.
  56. Marvin: Wait a minute. You're in your rapper outfit, right? Wasn't that an alter ego too?
  57. J Fee: Yes, but I absorbed him. I'm still Jeffy; I just changed clothes.
  58.  
  59. Luigi: Better question. What did you mean when you said that you created "new models" in 2019?
  60. J Fee: ..Huh?
  61. Luigi: Was there any major alter ego or imagination shenanigans?
  62. J Fee: Eh, not really.
  63. Luigi: Then what was it about?
  64. J Fee: Uh.. Hm..
  65.  
  66. Luigi: Marvin, do you know?
  67. Marvin: I can't say it sounds familiar..
  68. Luigi: Jeffy, what are these new models?
  69. J Fee: ..I dun even know.
  70.  
  71. Luigi: (Hmm.. This must be what I was internally worried about. Just how much is there to this guy?)
  72.  
  73. Luigi: Let me put it a different way. I know at least one important event that happened in 2019. The first instance of the Human Puppets. Three kids got expelled from school for legally being classified as animals, and the smart kid of the three made a potion to turn themselves into humans. Around a year later, Miyamoto would force every relevant copyrighted character to turn into their human variants.
  74.  
  75. J Fee: Hm? What would this have to do with me?
  76. Luigi: I'm just wondering if that's what you were trying to refer to.
  77. J Fee: What?
  78. Luigi: Maybe you helped Cody make that potion's ingredients using your imaginative powers?
  79. J Fee: Hmm. OH! Right! That's what happened! Mhm!
  80. Luigi: Right.
  81.  
  82. Luigi: (Something still isn't right. Why does it feel like Jeffy is still not sure of his answer? The February 2021 incident couldn't possibly have something to do with him.. right?)
  83.  
  84. //Meanwhile, in the overworld, Mario has just arrived to the SML house when he notices four strange men teleporting right in front of him. He stops.
  85.  
  86. Wizard: Here we are.
  87. Chef Pee Pee: Finally! I was getting sick of being in space and shit.
  88. Alien: Hey, wait, what about my ship?!
  89. Wizard: Your ship?
  90. Alien: Yeah, my spaceship! I left it back there!
  91. Wizard: Oh, right.
  92.  
  93. //Wizard Guy effortlessly teleports the spaceship to the overworld without even moving.
  94.  
  95. Wizard: Now it should be on the road in front of the house.
  96. Jeff ton: I wonder.. if certain magic, like Cody's wand for example, can stop you somehow, what would be the limit in your powers?
  97. Wizard: Well, it's already proven I have absolutely no chance against Miyamoto in this world, but other than that, I think I can do, like, anything else?
  98. Jeff ton: So it just has to do with magic of some sort that can stop you?
  99. Wizard: I believe so.
  100.  
  101. Mario: Uh.. hello??
  102.  
  103. //They all notice Mario.
  104.  
  105. Chef Pee Pee: Wait wait wait, MARIO?!
  106. Mario: Yeah, it's me.
  107. Chef Pee Pee: You're like, the original Marvin! Did you come back to life in that form??
  108. Mario: ..You can say that.
  109.  
  110. Wizard: Not quite. First of all, Marvin did get revived, but Mario is his own person. He came from the dungeon.
  111. Chef Pee Pee: How was it like down there, Mario?
  112. Mario: ..Who.. Who are ..
  113.  
  114. Chef Pee Pee: Uh.. Mario?
  115.  
  116. //Mario remembers the same red cloaked wizard from the vision, and points at him.
  117.  
  118. Mario: No.. No no, it can't be you! Have you deceived my teammates?!
  119. Wizard: Uh.. what are you talking about?
  120. Mario: You should know. You're Miyamoto!!
  121. Wizard: Uh..
  122.  
  123. Jeff ton: (sigh)
  124. Alien: What the fuck is even happening anymore?
  125.  
  126. //Mario then suddenly tackles Wizard Guy without warning.
  127.  
  128. Mario: DO YOU THINK I'M A FOOL?!
  129. Wizard: S Sir.. Please calm dow
  130. Mario: YOU GAVE BOWSER THOSE FUCKING POWERS! He used them.. to TORMENT ME.
  131. Wizard: Is.. Is that.. H How do you know??
  132.  
  133. //Mario brings out the crystal ball.
  134.  
  135. Mario: I had a vision in your musty shack. Oh, and guess what? I stole this too, and I bet it'll help kill the likes of you for what you've done!
  136.  
  137. Wizard: (Oh shit.. The constant magic in the air of that shack.. I should've known it would trigger visions in the past! I must not have cleaned it out last time!)
  138.  
  139. Wizard: Sir! If you would just listen to me
  140. Mario: NO! I'm not gonna listen to you! What the hell would make you ever think that? You wreaked havoc among Earth just now. Why would I trust you?
  141. Chef Pee Pee: He's right though!
  142. Alien: He's right, god dammit! He isn't actually Miyamoto!
  143.  
  144. Mario: Oh, so someone else is just wearing the cloak while having the SAME exact voice, the SAME exact height? I don't buy it.
  145.  
  146. //Mario punches, kicks and does that one jump special from Smash Bros. to pummel him a bit.
  147.  
  148. Wizard: (Dear god.. How is he hurting me? Is the ball granting him power?)
  149.  
  150. Mario: I find it suspicious that you're not fighting back, or using your magic to kill me. Maybe it's that crystal ball that will help seal your fate!
  151. Alien: Because HE ISN'T ACTUALLY MIYAMOTO. God dammit, just LISTEN TO US!
  152. Mario: ..Do you know how many years I've had to suffer in that god damn dungeon, Miyamoto?
  153. Chef Pee Pee: (..Huh. So it was that bad.)
  154. Mario: I wouldn't trade this chance at vengeance for the world.
  155. Jeff ton: Mario, the wizard man is indeed Miyamoto, but he comes from an alternate timeline. He's gonna help us solve this mess!
  156. Mario: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
  157. Chef Pee Pee: No no, really, it's true, Mario!
  158. Alien: Yeah! Go with the fucking plot!
  159.  
  160. Mario: ..Oh yeah? Hey, "wizard man." Get up.
  161.  
  162. //Wizard Guy gets up.
  163.  
  164. //TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 17...
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