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A yapper
- Look, I was gonna stay quiet but now I’m not
- Y’all better listen up, I talk a lot —Yap God!
- Yap yap yappin’ again, never tappin’ out, I'm flappin’ my chin,
- Speedin’ like I’m tweakin’ on ten cups of caffeine and a gallon of gin,
- Talkin’ 'bout aliens, lizard men, government secrets, Area 10,
- Wait —it’s 51? Whatever son, I’m already on conspiracy trend.
- Mouth runnin’ like a V12,
- Gossip got me on resale,
- Talk so much I narrate life,
- I describe dreams in detail.
- Breathe? Nah, I don’t need breaks,
- Verbal tsunami, I cause earthquakes,
- Say ten thoughts before you blink,
- Wrote ten tweets before you think.
- I'm the Yap God, chatter blaster,
- Talkin’ faster than a pastor
- Preachin’ Sunday after rapture,
- Chattin’ chapters —no disaster
- Shuts me down, I yap right after!
- They say: “He never stops!”
- I say: “Why would I?”
- Talkin’ all day, I’m the Yap God
- Speed of sound when I yap, y’all
- Syllables snap like a trap jaw.
- I talk in lines like it's Morse code,
- Argue with Siri in war mode.
- Told my whole life story in a group chat
- Then rewrote it on a Discord thread —full cap.
- I debate facts with a flat earther,
- While ordering five cheeseburgers,
- While explaining how I learned to surf
- And how my cousin's dog can curse (it’s true, bro).
- Yappin’ on Zoom and in real life,
- Talk through dreams and half past night,
- Monologue in my sleep —you thought I’d pause?
- Even my yawns got subplots, dog!
- I'm the pinnacle of babble,
- A gladiator of gab,
- Talkin’ ‘til the credits roll,
- And then I yap through the recap.
- Even Alexa needs a break,
- She said, “Dude, give your mouth a shake!”
- But I just kept on goin’ —
- Even my thoughts got footnotes showin’!
- They say: “He never stops!”
- I say: “Why would I?”
- I’ve been yappin’ since the sandbox
- Now I drop rants like they’re hand grenades
- I’m the Yap God —better press replay.
- Mic check? Nah —just hand me ten more.
- Gimme a soapbox, I’ll give you folklore.
- Yap God —outtalkin’ the clock,
- I talk so much, I make podcasts stop.
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