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Fuck Leeston
- Oh, I took a trip down Leeston way,
- Where the cows outnumber folks each day,
- Main Street’s cracking, shops falling apart,
- Even the birds look bored in the park.
- The rugby club? Mate, what a joke,
- Drop the ball before the whistle’s blown,
- Half the team’s still at the pub,
- Celebrating losses with a Leeston shrug.
- Leeston, Leeston, what a dumpy sight,
- Old brick walls and no streetlight,
- Rusty roofs and a public loo,
- Even Google Maps says, “pass on through!”
- The locals wave from rusty utes,
- Wearing gumboots and stained old suits,
- They gossip hard at the fish ‘n’ chip,
- While the town hall crumbles bit by bit.
- Mismatched houses, paint peeled thin,
- “Historic charm” or just wearing thin?
- A town so slow, the clock gave up,
- Even the stray dogs look fed up.
- Leeston, Leeston, where dreams go flat,
- Where rugby’s rough but skills fall flat,
- Old boys drinking under cracked bar signs,
- Leeston, you’re a time warp in decline!
- So here’s to you, oh Leeston dear,
- The quirkiest dump from far to near,
- We roast you hard but love you still,
- You’re the strangest jewel in Canterbury’s hills!
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