CHALLENGER'S RAP

• A lonely kindergartner, couldn't find a lab partner
• No kid would pair with the art nerd, ever since his heart hurt
• Melissa, she was just a hoe, so call me a gardener
• The goings been weak, since I've been sowing my seed
• They all said no to me, they just wanna go and blow emcees.
• Well, if you want an emcee, then that's what I'll be!
• The meanest emcee to ever grace the vile scene!
• Like Biggie and Tupac mixed with a whole lot of Slim Shady
• Didn't wanna get this crazy but so many women played me.
• Now the only girl I love is a four door named Mercedes
• When I'm going one hundred eighty, just know you cannot save me
• Ironically I'll be living this life so gravely.
• Like Juliet and Romeo except she's not my only hoe
• All my homies know I've been stickin it in Rosalind.
• Swimmin in it til the menopause women pause my cause
• I'm fifty and I've caused like sixty cases of lockjaw.
• Some of it's awesome, some is too awful
• Like that one girl who had a blue waffle.........................
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• Yo, you fucking perverts I'm not talking about the disease...
• She fed me blue waffles the next morning... The dye just made them taste really bad.