Battles Jackthecat vs ZyloSylo
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
ZyloSylo won this battle!
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Battle on February 7 2014, Battle on February 13 2014, and Battle on February 16 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Why do you crappy rappers try to start beef
- Can we please just try to impart peace?
- Otherwise I'll have to go and cap both your knees
- My philosophy is hypocrisy its a part of me
- I'm cold I freeze, like fro-zone when I go
- In the friend zone, that's a no-no, when I take you out to froyo
- Its sad bro and I thought I was so close, though!
- No, I shouldn't sweat it, she was bad for me like ho-hos
- Just add one more ho, and then without pause
- I'll whip out the gauze, It's not a devout cause
- You angered the cat that's better known as Santa Claws
- Bitch I'm back but it's not the twenty fifth.
- Rudolph take this hit, I'm too high for this
- Eyes redder than his nose, I be envious
- Who cares I'm not Christian. I am atheist.
- Disses are exhausting, leave you burning like crosses
- But fuck the acrostics, stick my dick in a poet
- Before she knows it and takes to running
- I've already gone and put the "EE! EE!" in cummings
DEFENDER'S RAP
- The tank on full but Im ridin empty
- If I could save the world, They wouldnt let me
- The day I stop turning water into gold
- They gone wake up next morning and forget me
- Im an automatic
- Surrounded by these half-blooded semis
- Triggers become crosses in the garden of envy
- Ever since I came into this world there were many that tried
- But very few succeeded
- And I mean it when I say I'd rather die then be defeated
- Never narcissistic I just feel as If Im gifted
- The truth? Not everyone sees it
- Is illuminati real? Even if it was I will never believe it
- We make our own world so dont go and deceivin all the children thats in need
- Born from average men but Im not a average man
- I made it in a land where they die before they see a hundred grand
- And I dont have to look into ya eyes to see inside you
- All I had to do was shake ya hand