Battles Croc vs JcChrome
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Croc won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on March 30 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Fucking hell man, did you not learn the first time?
- Stop trying to battle me, I'm a mountain you can't climb
- You really wanna start shit, that's fine with me
- But when I hurt your feelings don't cry to your mommy
- But look I ain't gon tell ya how to live your pathetic life
- You picked the wrong person to fight, I'm like a fucking knife
- Stabbed repeatedly into your ribcage
- Or being shot in the face by a fucking 12 gauge
- You battling me is like trying to break open a lock with a spoon
- You don't belong in the real world, you belong in a cartoon
- You're more like a villain that belongs on Scooby Doo
- Ain't even evil enough to make it to real shows are you?
- Stuck as the "evil foe" turning candy into homework
- Who's defeated by being kicked by some convenience store clerk
- What I'm trying to say is, you look tough
- To three-year-olds who haven't figured out your guff
- Also, what the fuck was that last shit you sent me?
- When you said you edited it I thought you meant completely
- Not just edited a word in like three lines
- I should've seen it coming, the signs
- Were pretty fucking obvious you couldn't handle this shit
- I gave you too much credit, I forgot your wit
- Ain't nothing on mine, you can't rap like I can
- But seriously though, what kind of a man
- Tries to battle me with a copy-paste
- Off some shit off the internet with haste
- No wonder you kept begging me to fight
- You wanted it to be over quickly, well that’s alright
- I don’t blame ya, but ya came back for more
- Dying to see more of my shit, you adore
- Me because I can actually rap
- Unlike your dumb shit, you poor sap
- I feel sorry for you and your feeble rhymes
- But me going easy? Those times
- Are over, sorry man I’m done
- Catering for your shit, you better run
- You can't even understand the shit that I'm spittin
- I hope for your sake you're thinkin of quittin
- I've gone way over my limit here
- But I just had to make sure I struck fear
- Deep into your cold black heart
- I'm done now it's time for us to depart
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Adam, you are still up for this shit?
- I can knock you out with one mother fucking hit!
- You think you are really fucking epic,
- But your parkour skill is bloody pathetic.
- Your flipping, is more like a shitty flop,
- You try to climb a fucking pole but you just mother fucking drop.
- You land in some shit,
- your fat as a cow, you gotta bloody admit.
- You have really smelly crack,
- and a really small sack!
- Come on Mr Millian,
- You have to stop stinkin.
- You look more like a Nick,
- with that small ass dick.
- You'll never get a job,
- Cus your ugly as a minecraft mob.
- You may have gain some speed through the years,
- But you still have them old man gears.
- You analled your self with a stick,
- Because your a horny prick.
- This want be the last of me,
- Last thing you will see is me sipping your blood with tea!