DEFENDER'S RAP

• Hey man, I'm glad you made an account Jetty
• But Jesus fuck off, I'm sick of you already
• Let's talk Henry into getting his ass on here
• Tell him to get his dick outta Jeremy and stop being a queer
• Look enough with him, onto you
• The time has come, I'm going to destroy you Mr. Chew
• But where do I start? That you're Asian and you smell?
• Or that you cried for days on end after you fell
• For Bella, that's right, I went there bitch
• Sorry bro, I told you I wouldn't snitch
• But I had to tell someone, it was just so funny
• That just thinking about her made your dick go runny
• I know you had wet dreams about that fucking retard
• God, even the thought of it fucking scarred
• My brain, not that you'd know what I mean
• You're just another fucking mindless preteen
• Me? I'm different, I got a fucking gift
• You? you're like a lump of flour that couldn't quite sift
• You got halfway, into the academic classes
• Now you get distracted looking at other men's asses
• You'll never get further, you'll be stupid forever
• Just fucking give up and admit that you ain't clever
• Sure, your intellect's slightly above normal
• But me? My skills are fucking abnormal
• But all's well that ends ok
• So I'll end this shit, with a fuck you, but have a nice day :)