CHALLENGER'S RAP

• 🎤 **"V0RT3X_11 (Lightly Roasted)"** 🎤
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• **Verse 1**
• Yo V0RT3X_11, I came to speak facts,
• So don't get nervous when you hear these tracks.
• You act all cool, like nothing gets through,
• But somehow you're still the one I'm talking to.
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• You take forever just to send one reply,
• Like you're drafting a speech for the whole internet, guy.
• Then when the message finally pops on my screen,
• I forget I was annoyed, if you know what I mean.
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• **Chorus**
• V0RT3X_11, this roast comes with care,
• 'Cause honestly, nobody else could compare.
• You make me laugh way more than you should,
• So unfortunately for me, you're pretty darn good.
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• **Verse 2**
• You pretend you're tough, you pretend you're a pro,
• But you've got a soft side that definitely shows.
• You act like a menace, a total headache,
• Then somehow make my whole day with one message break.
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• Your jokes are awful about half of the time,
• And somehow I still laugh, which feels like a crime.
• I try to roast you, I really do try,
• But then you're being sweet and it ruins my vibe.
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• **Bridge**
• See, this was supposed to be a diss track for you,
• But I ran out of insults that actually felt true.
• 'Cause every time I think I've got one in mind,
• I remember you're funny and ridiculously kind.
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• **Outro**
• So here's your roast, though it barely survived,
• 'Cause you keep making it hard to criticize.
• V0RT3X_11, you win this round, I guess,
• Now don't let it go straight to your head.