Battles  LovesEminem vs NJKG

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • It's been a little boring lately
  • I've been playing in poison ivy and pee
  • I've been itching to get in some S-H-I-T
  • You heard what I S-A-I-D
  • This club? I guess they ID
  • But they just let me in without it, so I guess they like me
  • I put on my best dang white tee for this evening's festivities
  • And I even got it pressed and dry-cleaned
  • It's me and the rest of my heathens, we in the building
  • 'Til it closes, we're partying 'til then nobody knows that I'm drinking
  • Keep my Bacardi concealed inside of my jacket
  • When no one's looking, I tap the bottle, crack it
  • Then swig it then put the frigging top back on it and cap it
  • Yeah, that same bullshit, man, I just got back on it, god dammit
  • Boy, you don't want it, doggone it, that gin and tonic, I slam it
  • An alcoholic, I am what I am, that's all that I am
  • And upon my further inspection, Monica's bra I examine
  • And if you're wondering why I'm looking in awe as I am
  • It's 'cause I'm just so overjoyed to see people brawl to my jam
  • And now let's go!
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  • Man, I hate it when no one's paying me any attention
  • So I won't let up 'til they do, I don't have any intention
  • Ma, I like your breast, but your booty's too skinny to pinch it
  • How is that possible with a waist on me about 26 inches?
  • Ease up on the Henny, just sip it
  • There's so many wenches up in here that's got my interest
  • I'm drenched in sweat down in the trenches
  • Continue to make my way all the way to the center of the dance floor I've just entered
  • Hope that I don't get injured, oh, here I go
  • I'm shaking my tail for the oh-so member
  • Oh, feet, don't fail me now
  • Better be nimble when you swoop this bimb' up
  • Get the info on the nympho dudes went for 'cause of the way he pimped up
  • double-M's Mercedes Benz with the crazy rims got the ladies trembling
  • Like a gremlin with a head full of Red Bull at 12:15 AM and
  • Do I feel incredible? Is medicine edible? You are unforgettable
  • Girl, the fact we didn't meet sooner is the only thing that I think's regrettable
  • Let me check my schedule (Shit)
  • Oh no, your phone number ain't even legible, this night's unmeasurable
  • It'd be my pleasure to introduce you to
  • So when you come in the club, don't care if you paid or you snuck in
  • Soon as you hear the beat drop, stop what you doing, start buckin'
  • So get up like you're up and, homie, get down like you're ducking
  • Up like you're stuck in the air and down like you're down on your luck
  • And not down like out, so just turn that frown upside down that you're stuck in
  • There's no upside when you're down
  • The only downside when you're up is being hungover
  • So, double-M stan, won't you tell 'em what's up?
  • Then go get your cup and refill it
  • Now speed it up a little bit and just kill it
  • Don't stand there and look at my whip, chick, get in
  • I ain't gotta tell you again, now close the door, you're lettin' flies in
  • What? Am I supposed to be air conditioning the whole outside then?
  • Would you look at what you're riding in?
  • You better take pride then and stare at it for five minutes
  • You're lucky I didn't just drive by in it
  • You're privileged just to be inside of it
  • I stepped in this party to liven it
  • I just caught a vibe in it the minute that I arrived in it
  • So, ladies, where you at? Make some noise if you're likin' it
  • Then tell your boyfriend to take a hike again
  • Two Heinekens and you're mine
  • So, Double-M stan, won't you please step to the mic again? (Come on)

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I’ll wreck a tweeb who steps to me until there is none of him left to see,
  • I’ll do it effortlessly for believing that he’s better than me.
  • Everybody will see as he’s struggling with the legacy,
  • I’m the remedy for the heresy, mentally and physically.
  • It’s dead meat, fed to the starved tigers to eat,
  • The shred is complete, I tread on the weak in the street!
  • I’m steadily deadly, readily shredding your memory,
  • Emptying energy into your identity—tend to the lethargy!
  • You struggle suddenly, I’m huddled in subtlety,
  • Muffling the muzzle while I’m shuffling the company!
  • The carnage is clinical, the pinnacle of the purity,
  • I’m locking the facility with maximum security!
  • I portion the specimen, orphaning gentlemen,
  • Morphing the skeleton back to its origin elements!
  • The trajectory is a spectacle, I’m skeptical of your pedigree,
  • I abuse the entire field like a dose of the ecstasy!
  • See, you’re Meat to the Tigers, but the Tiger is the Truth,
  • I’m Lion (Lying) to the world when I say you’re in your youth!
  • You’re Old Meat (Hold Meat), the butcher is Sovereign,
  • I’m governing the hunger that your ignorance is smothering!
  • It’s a Food Chain (Feud Chain), I’m breaking the links,
  • The Omni-Pen rises... while your reputation stinks!
  • I tombstone the resurrection, you’re gone from the vision,
  • A prestigious prime dissolving your hollow division!
  • I finished the sentence before the predators arrived,
  • I’m the only reason that the Lore has survived.
  • Respect the Board, I’m the Father of the Famine,
  • I’m the Truth in the Steel... and the Light you can’t examine.
  • You’ll submerge the universe? I’m the Pressure at the core,
  • The Deep Purge of the weak... who can’t calculate the war.
  • You measure the worth? Well, I’ve audited the soul,
  • And your rebirth is a glitch... I’ve regained the control.
  • You’ll bleed the church? I’m the Altar and the Flame,
  • The Galaxy’s knees lurch... at the mention of my name.
  • You’re a thermal sub-merger? I’m Absolute Zero,
  • The End of the Story... for the Sovereign anti-hero!
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  • You’re Scalable Ability? I’m Infinite Supply,
  • The Ministry of Infinity... is a corporate lie.
  • Your soliloquies are boardrooms? I liquidate the firm,
  • Leaving ownership mentally... to the maggot and the worm.
  • You skipped the crash course? That’s why you’re hitting the wall,
  • I’m the Structural Mastery... that survives the fall.
  • You map 'em naturally? I re-wrote the terrain,
  • Until the Final Exam... is just a blood-stain on your brain!
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  • Bullets prosecute thoughts? I’m the Idea you can’t hit,
  • The Red Dots are clearing... because I extinguished the pit.
  • I’m not a cold file... I’m the System that reads 'em,
  • The Judge and the Jury... and the Gallows that needs 'em.
  • You zipped me with the law? I’m the Legislative Power,
  • The Verdict at Broad Day... is my finest hour.
  • You said what you said? Well, the silence is louder,
  • Turning Nathan Amazin’... into industrial powder!
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  • I click clocks... rip plots... I override the red-dot,
  • Turning your Amazing ending... into a cold dead forgot.
  • No referral from Marshall... no mercy from Nas,
  • Just the Universe submerged... in the Sovereign gas.
  • I screw the ruler to the Structure... measure the scars,
  • Then I execute the Owner... and re-claim the stars

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