Battles LNS vs NJKG
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Battle on January 18 2026
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- HA... HA... HA...
- Guess who crawled back for the encore?
- You thought the curtain closed, wrong show.
- The crowd’s gone, but the echoes stayed,
- and they whisper my name like a prayer gone bad.
- The lights don’t shine anymore… they burn
- The clowns are melting, the stage is cracked,
- and I’m still smiling through the smoke.
- Tonight, we don’t perform
- we relapse.
- Welcome back to the insanity you paid for.
- Why so serious?
- The joke never ends
- it just gets louder.
- HAHAHAHA!
- You thought I vanished with the smoke and the screams?
- Nah, I just sharpened my smile in your dreams.
- Why so serious? You people forget
- Clowns don’t die, they reset the threat.
- This city’s my stage, I’m the punchline king,
- Every cop that chases just feeds my sting.
- You point, you scream, but deep down you know,
- You built me from the lies you let grow.
- Let’s put a smile on that face,
- Twist your morals, erase the grace.
- Every laugh’s a scar, every tear’s a mark,
- I’m the poetry lurking in the dark.
- You wanna know how I got these scars?
- From dancing too close to exploding cars.
- Every scream’s applause, every flame’s my art,
- I tell jokes with grenades timing’s the hard part.
- They call it madness, I call it fun,
- Just watch how fast the sane ones run.
- I’m chaos in makeup, a vision deranged,
- A son of Gotham beautifully strange.
- The world’s a circus, I’m just the ringmaster,
- Spinning tragedy till it spins faster.
- Why so serious? Lighten up the scene,
- It’s comedy when the blood pools clean.
- I burned your rules, kissed the ash,
- Made love to fear in a chemical bath.
- Pain’s my perfume, laughter my gun,
- Every round’s a joke till the punchline’s done.
- You see a freak, I see a mirror,
- Your smiles fade, mine just get clearer.
- Let’s paint the town not red, but real,
- With faces that grin and hearts that feel.
- Ha… you got nervous, didn’t you, friend?
- You hoped this chaos might have an end.
- But it’s only beginning the crowd’s my base,
- Come closer…
- Let’s put a smile on that face.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Let’s start with a hypothesis: table of content consciousness,
- a theory to be proven as a cradle-to-coffin-ness for this thoughtlessness.
- Pondering possibilities, then ease the lot in with polished optics,
- just a little twist of moderate, insignificant, hollowed knowledge.
- It’s a character carrier of symbolic shifts, a hollowed promise,
- embellishing the telling until you’re welling up with: "This is politics!"
- Truth be told, an anonymous source monitored the dominance,
- there’s nothing like artistic licensing to compensate for the confidence.
- It’s not defined as crime; it’s a freedom of press rewind to find
- any way to hold the interest of the attention span within this little box.
- You watch and listen, a product of proposition and visual friction,
- switch if you wish, but my nonexistence is a fictional depiction.
- I’ll bet you got the itch: an impeccable plot to quicken the friction,
- and quicken the connection to the info in incredible definition.
- Etcetera, repetition: I’m better than sex, admit it, plug into the network and set up your new religion’s limit.
- Continuing this odyssey—odd to see—almost comedy, appearing through the soon-to-be-useless suit of dichotomy.
- To conform is inescapable, normalcy means attainable,
- remote control the brain to channel in what is sustainable.
- A noted, golden reign of taming men with shame again,
- until the stain remains within this broken, stolen frame of ancient sin.
- Let the line send in waves, mesmerizing every day the brain,
- whoever’s on the receiving end sitting in seats complacent in pain.
- Stay tuned, wait view, history in the making, breaking news in your faces, no waiting room limitations for the faking.
- I’m all day, every day thank you to syndication’s vibration,
- there’s no room for imitation when the improvement’s the innovation.
- If that computes, this elusive intimidation is innovative,
- unusually quick to paint this picture perfect picture perfectly—it’s purgative.
- Learn of the latest and newest, confusing ways to induce a few mass enslavements,
- for the truest who refuse to produce. Plug into the network and set up your brand new sanction.
- To conclude: my philosophies and fables are a false admonishment of expansion,
- basically interchangeable labels and not so opposite.
- Plodding through the plot improper, problematic postures are composite,
- it’s near impossible to prophesy, not even with binoculars,
- to subconsciously composite my docket into your noggins with monitors.
- A dominance so prominent, I promise you will follow it,
- regardless of opinion, a minion like the rest will swallow it.
- Continuing the program; no chance to extol, detest
- or not participate in giving names to the vessel in your chest.
- Facilitating simpler ways to symbolize assimilation,
- I’m minimizing limitations of this digital victimization.
- I’m the Holy Ghost in the machine; a toast to the whole team
- for loading up the dosage unnoticed, or so it seems in the stream.
- I’m a dream, I exist; to a fiend, I’m a fix,
- I’ve been written, I’m a vision, I am need, I am get, I’m the matrix.
- I’m all that was never wanted, but got—the new addition,
- plug into the network and set up your new addiction