CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Yo, I woke up this mornin’ with a pancake on my head,
• My dog was rapping, call him DJ Fido Fred.
• I tried to brush my teeth but the toothbrush ran away,
• Now it’s teachin’ yoga to the squirrels all day.
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• I slipped on a banana, did a triple backflip,
• My goldfish DJ’ed while I spilled my chips.
• The fridge started beatboxin’, the toaster dropped a verse,
• Even my socks joined in—yeah, they made it worse!
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• I moonwalked to the kitchen, slid on a jar of jam,
• My cat played saxophone and joined the funky fam.
• A pineapple wore sunglasses and rode a tiny bike,
• While a turtle DJ-ed and shouted, “Ride or hike!”
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• I called my pet parrot, he spit bars like a pro,
• Meanwhile a donut breakdanced in the snow.
• The ceiling fan went crazy, started spinning in reverse,
• And somehow a llama rapped about my trashy purse.
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• My cereal’s singing opera, my shoes are tap-dancing,
• Even my shadow is vibin’, seriously enhancing.
• A broccoli joined the chorus, wearing a top hat,
• And a confused raccoon just shouted, “Where my spat?”
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• So if your day is boring, just join this silly zoo,
• We’ll turn your toast into a disco, and your milk into a brew.
• Life’s too short for normal, let chaos run the track,
• Grab a pancake, ride a llama, and never look back!