CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Profit fell off the stock market and got his title deed repossessed, hence his new username
• Every bank closed their doors upon his presence as if it was 1936, pre-World War II age
• Which is depressing considering he was trying to make a quick buck and instead got defaced
• Consider me the banker when I say, Luh May May, your income has been erased!
• In a haste to rake in cash but you got nothing to hold up your racks
• Guess you can say those bars went to waste (waist) cause you were lazy with em’ and like dress pants, slacked
• You couldn’t clean up your act, like Ajax. You left your possessions in sacks to collect so much dust that couldn’t be tracked, and that’s fax
• To most you might seem smooth, but I can see right through the flak, if you wanted to hop on instrumentals then maybe you shoulda joined a jazz band and played sax
• The only cash you’re encountering is Johnny, cause I’m burning you worse than his ring of fire
• Call it economical crash when you go down, down, down, until the flames get higher
• Purple is the color of royalty, but Juicy is the true ruby with blood red type B flows that tarnish sapphire
• I’m a rose, most would say, but when tempted, deep beneath lies briars
• Your record of 5-3 details accurately the height you’ll reach when you stand on your bills
• Maybe you woulda gained financial stature had you joined the metal scene and ran mills
• But then again, the wind probably woulda gusted aggressively and blew away your namesake, a trip to Sweden wouldn’t be a thrill
• So if I were you, I would stay inside your castle and look out the windowsill
• I’m still wary of the riches you claim to amount, so I’m gonna keep dissing
• Cause if you’re really keeping all these stacks to yourself, that’s quite unforgiving
• Average everyday citizens struggle daily to pay for basic needs due to the rising cost of living
• So while you sleep I’m gonna take em’ right out from under your nose, I’m all about thanksgiving
• If I invite you into my house, please sit near the fireplace in the rocking chair
• That way I can roast ya sitting 90 degrees perpendicular
• In particular that means you’re taking the L, man couldn’t sit up straight and now he’s rollin’ like a cylinder
• The way I’m gettin’ mathematical with this verse makes it extra-curricular
• Using the scientific notation, ima square off these 80 bars and reduce the ones that matter to 4.0 x 10
• With no chance that the outcome will be changed, cause it was written in felt tip pen
• I never went to Penn, but can still state my business in the game like an entrepreneur studying to make investments
• And hop in my bag like a toy on Christmastime when I grace everyone with my presence (presents)
• Drop and beg for repentance if you don’t wish to get swept with pestilence like God brought upon Egypt
• This verse is the exodus that I’m leading to protect the covenant of my bars from anything displeasing
• Diseases run wild, so venereal that no one had the “will” to stop them, they all ran feral (Ferrell)
• Until I stepped forth and took action when nobody else would and became the talk of the town they mentioned in the Herald
• Life isn’t like marigolds, so I don’t know why everyone tries to act as if we aren’t crumbling like cheese over greed
• Always trying to get rich quick by racing to the dough like Daisy on Cheep Cheep Beach
• But if it wasn’t for mumble rap’s Bullet Bill blast, we all know you would still be shelled in and reclusive like a koopa that’s green
• Fallin’ off the edge of Rainbow Road where thoughts are meant to flow free. The only thing I can say about that is, something sounds fishy
• Mistier than the Cerulean gym leader cause your bars got no structure, unlike the guy in Pewter City
• I’m passionate and let nature come to me. Life didn’t always hand me lemons, but I’ll settle for oranges and tangerines
• Your money mountain was a volcano and now everything you worked for is burning under pressure and disappearing like the magic that’s in Orlando
• So may your profit rest in peace and I’ll end this sympathetically, if no one stands by your side once your earnings are gone, it’s best to stand alone