Battles  ivythegreenest vs JuicyJobaJaba

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Third and final round. Spicing it up with Blind Mode on

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12 total votes so far.

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Battle on May 29 2025 and Battle on May 31 2025

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • The preacher getting possessed, while I just sit and laugh, I'm smiling
  • The righteous man was once adored, holding a knife, life is gyrating
  • An individual for 23 years, now accompanied by a poltergeist
  • Telling him to obey, fight back without cause, let your spirit die
  • Said we couldn't be juxtaposed while putting us side by side
  • So inhabited he didn't see his logic die with his pride
  • Indoctrinated to destroy the self, the soul, persona violent
  • Threw on a cologne to hide his insecurities under violence
  • Tried to go at the throat blind-folded and hit his lower ankle
  • Swinging left and right 'cuz he forgot to foresee my angles
  • Asked his ghost for some respect, but this the final truce:
  • If you wanna rise above me, then I'll take me down with you
  • Kept trying to holla 'bout some votes, okay
  • A dictator ain't need no votes today
  • Bitches been trying to throw a coup
  • I might down him like a Nicolae
  • Ceaușescu, you messaged me in advance, "I'm keeping a friendly fade"
  • Use your barber blades to take off that beard, 'cause you could have never performed this hate
  • Keep up the messages, the votes, hearts and façades, you'll never get away
  • Have you ever tried to down an enemy while he kneel and pray?
  • Ever drown enemies grinning, rising bubbles, with a smile in place?
  • Have you ever watched beef bubble up like a spa next day?
  • At the end I came out stomping graves, moms watching, on funeral day
  • You may love me like with 8 hearts, I'll still air you like an Earhart
  • Some try to diagnose my tone like Sigmund Fraud
  • They call it "trauma" and try to send me home
  • Then ramble to randos online how they single
  • Out of embarrassment, call it "standing alone"
  • Sitting frown-faced 'cause no one mingled
  • Fishing for validation, he might beg for votes
  • Calling me a med student, then he better know
  • Even docs can’t revive a career that’s cold
  • No Hippocrates, no new Mercedes, no couple's therapy, no defibrillator
  • No pastor's prayers, no likes and favors, no brand new trimmer, no faking "greatest"
  • This not just about dictionary, about wordplay, about rhyme or meter
  • It's never been about friendly fades, fuck empathy, stomp on your grave later

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • My rhymes are expansive, like Stretch Armstrong
  • You blindfold bars with your arms long, but ima rip it off, cause my arm’s strong
  • “You’re gonna keep me alive, right?” Well let me tell ya, you’re dead wrong
  • I’m a survivor like Kaoh Rong, Jeff’s snuffin’ your torch tonight, cause your flame’s gone
  • Bars more watered down than draft beer, in other words, your career is on thin ice
  • On clearance like out-of-season Christmas lights, sellin’ records at half price
  • Challenge me thrice cause you wanted some spice, but I’m here to tell ya it’s not your thyme
  • I gotta hand it to ya though, it’s been a long time since someone’s been brave enough to take the stand against me, like a witness to a crime
  • I perform well as a defendant, my shield is resplendent
  • They say they see you in my reflection, I don’t see the resemblance
  • Snatch ya soul and stick it in my pendant, this meeting’s been a gem
  • But I think it’s finally time I cut this conversation short, like a hem
  • I cause mayhem if you ain’t on my good side, if you are then like Allstate, you’re in good hands
  • But if the mood stands I’ll catch ya by surprise, right under your tail, like Sans
  • If you’re my daughter then I’m a fairly odd parent, if an L is what you wish to take, your wish is my command
  • Just make sure it’s being filmed so I can rewatch it anytime I want, on demand
  • You want peace with me, or a piece OF me? At this point I can’t tell
  • So here’s a penny, ima toss it at you as you take the fall and “wish you well”
  • You’re gassing me up. If I ignite the spark, it should be enough to put you back into your shell
  • And if not the explosion’ll just liquidate ya, turn your skeleton to gel

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