DEFENDER'S RAP

• You wanna catch a fade? Taste these barber blades
• Only seen a “clip” of what I can do, but this time ima straight decapitate, trim your hedge like Arbor Day
• You’re drinkin’ Chardonnay as you type away, bars incoherent as a college essay
• That a med student wrote after being away on spring break, how many days were you intoxicated?
• It’s not complicated, but it’s clear you ain’t the one sent to destroy, I’m indoctrinated
• Formally stated like I’m presidential debating, and I do it all while keeping it G-rated
• Me hatin’ would crazier than a deck of cards, I got like 8 hearts
• But my brain’s smart, it knows I need to take a “shot” at you now, this verse is needle art
• Mozart woulda commended my ability to keep composed
• Feelings disclosed, you and I are not alike, put us side by side and there’s no chance we’ll be juxtaposed
• D-Wade mixed with D-Rose the way I block you from scorrin’ any votes
• They say rappin’s a lucky charm, it gets you honey bunches of oats
• But I can cope with the fact I’m still single, I’d rather be on my own than intermingle
• Like rich rappers do when they want a new girl, they get one as soon as the bell jingles
• I’ve stood on my own for 23 years
• And been independent since I took my first steps
• I been kickin’ homies to the curb, building my quadriceps
• And you’ll be no different if you don’t show me a little respect