Battles  fuck_neku vs JuicyJobaJaba

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Battle on April 29 2025

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Whenever I write I get abdominal pains. Will they criticize my new music, or say everything sounds the same?
  • The world’s full of bad drivers. In other words, homies who refuse to stay in their own lane
  • “The bars are too plain”, they say, but to me they’re lush jungles
  • So give em’ some time and they’re sure to grow on ya treebark skin, they’re fungal
  • My uncle told me he was proud of me for floatin’ in the deep end
  • I don’t always enjoy it, but I’ve become accustomed to it, it really depends (deep-ends)
  • On how you make me feel. If you’re a warm body, I’ll step out the brine and shake your hand
  • But if you’re cold and carnivorous, I’ll go way under and my deepest regards will never expand
  • So I advise you to stay on my good side unless you’re ready for a harsh goodbye
  • I might not say it directly, but if you mess with me mentally, I’ll be ready to shoo you away like a housefly
  • Pick ya up and slam ya like a riptide, I’m something strong and unpredictable
  • They say I’m an imbecile with a weak build when the only one that matters is the one that’s biblical
  • He gave me the courage to stand up to opposers like comedians in the club
  • Whining lies from false prophets I despise, yet there’s enough to fill up the cup
  • And poison the masses with unrealistic morals condemned in the text
  • Saying to earn Christ’s love you gotta consistently stress to become nothing less than the best
  • That’s not the only path to righteousness, cause he loves us exactly the way we are
  • We all fall short of his glory, so another human stirring the pot to get on his good side is just bizarre
  • Hop in the car and listen to worship music. It’ll tell you everything you need to know
  • So you can ride life’s wavy flow like an experienced pro, let Christ be your strength, like Samson’s hair was bestowed
  • Race on like Toad on Rainbow Road when he’s in 7th place with one singular lap to go
  • You’s the “star” of the track whenever you run it back, the rest of the race is finna submit to your chokehold
  • And bow down to a king reigning
  • Arrows fallin’ across your stronghold, that’s fury raining
  • The council has voted against your fate for the last 8 days
  • And this verse is the brigade that broke through the haze to attack and leave your city ablaze

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