Battles  Zoom vs Raymond

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Battle on May 18 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • From the feedback it seems that I need to slow what I rhyme bout
  • They're claiming I'm aiming over people's heads, well how's right between the eyes sound?
  • So fuck taking the high route
  • You better leave for the high ground, hide out, lie down and just die now.
  • You try to be clever saying you're straight like you're being crafty
  • But I know what you did for a Klondike Bar, you little nasty
  • 20 bucks says he chokes and then begs for the Heimlich
  • But only as a ploy so that guys get behind him
  • In our last battle, out of all of your lines there was not one quotable
  • I read again, same affect so there really isn't hope for you
  • I mean shit even after you messaged me I don't know what you said to me
  • So fuck weed, I think Raymond is bad for my memory
  • I get to mackin different tactics cause it’s how I roll
  • Then give you magic, ninja vanish in a cloud of smoke
  • I climb for 5 minutes, reach the sky’s limits
  • Find a glass of water and dive in it, defy physics
  • I'm in your nightmares, I'm the worst of your fears
  • You see me at night and then you burst into tears
  • If I said bad rapper 3 times in the mirror, you would appear
  • With a propeller hat and a lollipop looking stupid and queer.
  • You know you sweeter than diabetes, feeble, eyes beaty
  • So believe me this he she looks like a needy avicii
  • With a little fucking rat face, so once this trap is set down
  • You won't be avicii, you'll just be looking like a dead mouse (deadmau5)
  • Trust me, I would love to see this gerbil make a threat
  • I'll bleed him from his neck till there's no circulation left
  • I would gladly be the one to have this vermin laid to rest
  • And believe me it's not a problem to exterminate a pest.
  • Splash!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Took a trip to a market, and saw all the candy
  • Seemed like Target, saw my friend named Mandy
  • Dozens of fat kids layin' around, mother with them by their side
  • Children weighin' too many pounds, brother almost as wide
  • Beggin' for Mnm's like there was no other day, could gain 10 tons
  • Father was rich enough to pay, child would never have any sons
  • Could never get a girl to love him, too much fat on his belly
  • Would have to work on his curls at the gym, his cat too smelly
  • All they got is their selves, completely isolated to fap
  • Pictures of hot babes on the shelves, discretely canned his mother's crap
  • Only food accepts the fat kids, got nothing else to run to
  • Lightens the mood with ribs, never be able to take a bite of you

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