Battles Zoom vs Raymond
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Battle on May 18 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- From the feedback it seems that I need to slow what I rhyme bout
- They're claiming I'm aiming over people's heads, well how's right between the eyes sound?
- So fuck taking the high route
- You better leave for the high ground, hide out, lie down and just die now.
- You try to be clever saying you're straight like you're being crafty
- But I know what you did for a Klondike Bar, you little nasty
- 20 bucks says he chokes and then begs for the Heimlich
- But only as a ploy so that guys get behind him
- In our last battle, out of all of your lines there was not one quotable
- I read again, same affect so there really isn't hope for you
- I mean shit even after you messaged me I don't know what you said to me
- So fuck weed, I think Raymond is bad for my memory
- I get to mackin different tactics cause it’s how I roll
- Then give you magic, ninja vanish in a cloud of smoke
- I climb for 5 minutes, reach the sky’s limits
- Find a glass of water and dive in it, defy physics
- I'm in your nightmares, I'm the worst of your fears
- You see me at night and then you burst into tears
- If I said bad rapper 3 times in the mirror, you would appear
- With a propeller hat and a lollipop looking stupid and queer.
- You know you sweeter than diabetes, feeble, eyes beaty
- So believe me this he she looks like a needy avicii
- With a little fucking rat face, so once this trap is set down
- You won't be avicii, you'll just be looking like a dead mouse (deadmau5)
- Trust me, I would love to see this gerbil make a threat
- I'll bleed him from his neck till there's no circulation left
- I would gladly be the one to have this vermin laid to rest
- And believe me it's not a problem to exterminate a pest.
- Splash!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Took a trip to a market, and saw all the candy
- Seemed like Target, saw my friend named Mandy
- Dozens of fat kids layin' around, mother with them by their side
- Children weighin' too many pounds, brother almost as wide
- Beggin' for Mnm's like there was no other day, could gain 10 tons
- Father was rich enough to pay, child would never have any sons
- Could never get a girl to love him, too much fat on his belly
- Would have to work on his curls at the gym, his cat too smelly
- All they got is their selves, completely isolated to fap
- Pictures of hot babes on the shelves, discretely canned his mother's crap
- Only food accepts the fat kids, got nothing else to run to
- Lightens the mood with ribs, never be able to take a bite of you