Battles Raymond vs Zoom
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
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Battle on March 15 2015
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Sometimes all I see is the bright blue tree
- I don't think it's right when the dogs come to pee
- And when I flee, all the bees come after me
- All the kids say I’m a bad boy
- Ain’t no crime, I can only catch the coy
- I refresh myself with water
- She comes to assess the situation, she definitely a talker
- All i hear is irritation, she even pulled out a walker
- She step away and that's when i see my daughter
- She begins to decay, to become a slaughter
- Then I grab my binder, that’s when I wanted to find her
- All I wanted to do was touch that face, I think her name was grace
- I grab my chalk and i begin to draw
- Then she start to walk, i notice the flaw
- Maybe I’ll just call her Spock, because all i see is her jaw
- I shot some blanks, only to get a thanks
- Then I did some spanks with my four objects called planks
- I begin to spin the blue bubbly bottle
- Jesus look through my sins, press down on my cuddly throttle
- My friend took a pic with his small phone
- He began with a complicated trick, thats when he realized he need to crawl through chrome
- He look and then he start to click with his camera once again
- The photo he took, he wasn't very quick, i think he's part of the minutemen
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This battle has to be handicapped, because this isn't fair a bit
- So I have to demolish you, or else it really doesn't mean shit
- And if you kind of make it close, well then you kind of fucking win
- And if I lose to the means of you, then I'll motherfucking quit
- Look, I got so many ways to diss you that I'm playful with you
- Matrix kick you, make you think a fuckin spaceship hit you
- You found your dads gay porno mags and he's angry with you
- Cause you left a stain on every page you flipped through in the April issue
- Fuck everything about you from the attic to the basement
- Fuck the shitty trucker spot where your parents got acquainted
- Fuck the drugs they were taking that expains how your face is
- Fuck the beers that they are drinkin and fuck the condom for breakin
- Fuck every babysitter you had, for successfully watching you
- Fuck the doctor who delivered you, for not dropping you
- Fuck everyone that follows you , your peeps and your homies
- And fuck everyone that likes you, even remotely
- You might say that you fuck bitches. Sure you do
- The only time you felt pussy was when your mom gave birth to you
- And I get better everyday so don't wallow in sorrow
- Bitch. Just be happy you didn't catch me tomorrow