Battles Razorback vs
RULES
Theme is: Comedic raps 60 lines maximum beats only, no instrumentals or hooks Litr3 is not allowed to battle me
Max of 60 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Razorback won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on March 27 2023
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let me wake up these fuckers in capitol hill
- we're fighting a war and dying to pills
- I sold my soul to the devil for something
- No change in weather, no attrition be bumping
- I make up my mind before the politicians are thumping
- Rabbit run, take a gat to your maker
- I killed God, I am the ultimate in favors
- Maximus, tell me your favorite wish call me master
- unleash all the classes, not sold to the jews or the Bastards
- Racist, no I'm better mannered than half the people in Atlanta
- dead and flattened, A tank commander eaten and splattered
- Sand eater, bat squeezer, eat the flesh of the primevel
- go down like Flight 93 cause i'm ill like Nas
- no I said Jaws, cause he took a bite out of your maw
- Back in the mall with an M60 drawn cause the Punisher's law
- is death to the cons and the rapists and racist nations
- I Shit Imagination Sapience evaded to sleep with the vagrants
- this rap is a violation of the concept of hatred, make a sandwich with the
- bones of the elated, jaded and ash eating anomaly, astronomy is the concept
- of my autobiography, it's called the Boy who lived off of the bones of his killer
- V, Voldemort seen with an MG shot up bagshot row so the balrog strode in
- his home and let out a growl, took a bow as he shat out a fiery mound
- and burned baldy to death with a violent shout, the earth gave out and
- all died in an explosion of sound, this is the story of the gory and horrid
- fortune that awaits the battling hordes like extortion in True Crime LA
- Belly of the underworld motherfuckers wait, Chinese Nigga, finding his place
- in the world, with a gat in one hand and a bible on his shelf attached to
- a trigger that activates a belt, blasted away the murderers and welts
- shadow of Mordor, assassin of Gondor, I am the the weight that slams onto
- orc hordes with rhymes that bleed charisma and weep the gods to sobbing sods
- cause the heat is on, the fleece is sawed off and the tree is pawned
- this ain't IOS bitch, this is Android kicks, take your pretentious apple off
- my porch and git, or I'll slash that throat with a razor made of picks
- pick a nigga in a minute i'mma get it take em all into the figment of my hitlist
- shit like this should be taken with a grain of salt kids, oops I swore
- throw me into the loony bin, guess again, I am the writer of this rap children
- I'm jesus, you're a shrimp, you go with butter like tots do with grits
- I'm a bad bitch, you're a ho, so get on the ground and dig up my snow
- and throw it on your hole cause you pissed on my flow when you
- walked to my show and you called me stone cold so I threw you a
- phone call me when you need a ride home
- then I swerved and she hit the curb, died alone, a frozen bird
- It was six below and she was filled with ice
- I'm worse than that woman, I breed lice
- You're itching for a fight with the devil, Satan ain't getting better
- he's in a coma, iced over, he ate the last donut
DEFENDER'S RAP
- When it crashin', You say what's happenin'
- Like what the fuck is you crappin'
- Chorus 1
- All these bitches talkin' shit, like what the fuck is they doin'
- All they do is jerk, like what is the pussy in
- Not cool, man
- Why you always pushin' me around
- Around the fuckin' town
- All y'all do is start pussying around
- Verse 1
- Man, y'all some pussies
- Pickin on me
- All y'all wanna do is shove me
- Shit, I might be small and white, but Superman got nothing on me
- Who will fuckin win, we will see
- I am not motherfucking sorry
- So shut up
- If you got the guts, we will blow up
- When we at the club, we go up
- I see my diamonds in the future
- Shit, I might not be a killer
- But all I wanna do is feel her
- Someday, I will have be lit on the streets
- I am fuckin' tired of being uncomplete
- I need a streak
- Fuckin' up this beat
- Chorus 2
- All these bitches talkin' shit, like what the fuck is they doin'
- All they do is jerk, like what is the pussy in
- Not cool, man
- Why you always pushin' me around
- Around the fuckin' town
- All y'all do is start pussying around