Battles  Razorback vs

RULES

Theme is: Comedic raps 60 lines maximum beats only, no instrumentals or hooks Litr3 is not allowed to battle me

Max of 60 lines

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Razorback won this battle!

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Battle on March 27 2023

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • Let me wake up these fuckers in capitol hill
  • we're fighting a war and dying to pills
  • I sold my soul to the devil for something
  • No change in weather, no attrition be bumping
  • I make up my mind before the politicians are thumping
  • Rabbit run, take a gat to your maker
  • I killed God, I am the ultimate in favors
  • Maximus, tell me your favorite wish call me master
  • unleash all the classes, not sold to the jews or the Bastards
  • Racist, no I'm better mannered than half the people in Atlanta
  • dead and flattened, A tank commander eaten and splattered
  • Sand eater, bat squeezer, eat the flesh of the primevel
  • go down like Flight 93 cause i'm ill like Nas
  • no I said Jaws, cause he took a bite out of your maw
  • Back in the mall with an M60 drawn cause the Punisher's law
  • is death to the cons and the rapists and racist nations
  • I Shit Imagination Sapience evaded to sleep with the vagrants
  • this rap is a violation of the concept of hatred, make a sandwich with the
  • bones of the elated, jaded and ash eating anomaly, astronomy is the concept
  • of my autobiography, it's called the Boy who lived off of the bones of his killer
  • V, Voldemort seen with an MG shot up bagshot row so the balrog strode in
  • his home and let out a growl, took a bow as he shat out a fiery mound
  • and burned baldy to death with a violent shout, the earth gave out and
  • all died in an explosion of sound, this is the story of the gory and horrid
  • fortune that awaits the battling hordes like extortion in True Crime LA
  • Belly of the underworld motherfuckers wait, Chinese Nigga, finding his place
  • in the world, with a gat in one hand and a bible on his shelf attached to
  • a trigger that activates a belt, blasted away the murderers and welts
  • shadow of Mordor, assassin of Gondor, I am the the weight that slams onto
  • orc hordes with rhymes that bleed charisma and weep the gods to sobbing sods
  • cause the heat is on, the fleece is sawed off and the tree is pawned
  • this ain't IOS bitch, this is Android kicks, take your pretentious apple off
  • my porch and git, or I'll slash that throat with a razor made of picks
  • pick a nigga in a minute i'mma get it take em all into the figment of my hitlist
  • shit like this should be taken with a grain of salt kids, oops I swore
  • throw me into the loony bin, guess again, I am the writer of this rap children
  • I'm jesus, you're a shrimp, you go with butter like tots do with grits
  • I'm a bad bitch, you're a ho, so get on the ground and dig up my snow
  • and throw it on your hole cause you pissed on my flow when you
  • walked to my show and you called me stone cold so I threw you a
  • phone call me when you need a ride home
  • then I swerved and she hit the curb, died alone, a frozen bird
  • It was six below and she was filled with ice
  • I'm worse than that woman, I breed lice
  • You're itching for a fight with the devil, Satan ain't getting better
  • he's in a coma, iced over, he ate the last donut

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • When it crashin', You say what's happenin'
  • Like what the fuck is you crappin'
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  • Chorus 1
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  • All these bitches talkin' shit, like what the fuck is they doin'
  • All they do is jerk, like what is the pussy in
  • Not cool, man
  • Why you always pushin' me around
  • Around the fuckin' town
  • All y'all do is start pussying around
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  • Verse 1
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  • Man, y'all some pussies
  • Pickin on me
  • All y'all wanna do is shove me
  • Shit, I might be small and white, but Superman got nothing on me
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  • Who will fuckin win, we will see
  • I am not motherfucking sorry
  • So shut up
  • If you got the guts, we will blow up
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  • When we at the club, we go up
  • I see my diamonds in the future
  • Shit, I might not be a killer
  • But all I wanna do is feel her
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  • Someday, I will have be lit on the streets
  • I am fuckin' tired of being uncomplete
  • I need a streak
  • Fuckin' up this beat
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  • Chorus 2
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  • All these bitches talkin' shit, like what the fuck is they doin'
  • All they do is jerk, like what is the pussy in
  • Not cool, man
  • Why you always pushin' me around
  • Around the fuckin' town
  • All y'all do is start pussying around

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