DEFENDER'S RAP

• Creativity is in a crisis, like ISIS when they smacked aside the notion of license
• beating to death the vibrant and leaving it dead like Spider-man when he came back
• as a clone and the wars broke out now he's all alone like some broad with a nokia phone
• and no service, no purview to show that the news hates you, scoop at 11:00
• Venom murdered Aunt May with a breadbin, shot conner with a lead pen, My face hides
• the pain of the dead ten kids that fell to the skids when batman hit the undead
• Hulk as he smashed into the pen holding Bullseye captive, the punisher capped
• him, releasing the body of Galactus who unchained the spirit of madness
• Creative blasts coming from my soul, call me captain America, ferrying the undead
• to the river of fate, river of shame, seperation anxiety ain't causing me nothing
• but mockery, ought to be astronomy, I can see the constellations Ursa Major
• hurt you maybe, take your baby, Dingo crazy, stupid lazy, I be baking
• off the table, cut your mouth up, What's up danger, take me to the mountains
• where Smaug be waiting, i've the BFG to paint the walls red, give and get
• bled, this is hell sent, i'm the reaper bow or get bent, I fell to the moon and smashed
• into earth and sent heaven and the afterlife to the next place: Iced over
• lice comber, Lights coming to save me, got an M60 to mow down the zombies
• never should've said the Z word now their on me, I told you to stop laughing
• now i'm bout to scream, tear the world from it's moorings, what's up danger
• you birthed me now flee, i'm the product of rage, Razorback is free
• Scream for the times that you fled now you'll die cause out of one came thirty nine
• i'm the death of all great men, Sauron took the one ring, well I took the next
• best thing, the source of all evil, slapped him and sent him to hoth chained
• in a coffin, with the body of gollum, wrapped in a sheet cause i've got a problem
• i've been off my meds, so what's up danger, can we be friends, I never meant
• to kill off all of my friends but this is the end, so pull up a chair, let me tell the tale
• of how the world got fucked cause you came along, yeah take a puff, take a snuff
• and pull em up cause I'm off my rocker and stopped for lunch, 8:00 is long enough
• My boss is broken and cuffed cause he promoted XKCD in reddit against policy
• Programmer of ancient things, Commodore, Apple and Tandy
• I broke loose and stole the panties from angie, the particular mangy
• broken and sandy, not trying to shame the whore whose randy but
• I found it odd that her drawers were soggy, blog me, tell the world about
• my rock hard thing you held inbetween your boobs on the 13th, superstitious
• with all them bitches, eating riches while god and satan smoke the branches
• from 420 and get lit, get bit so sit and take a breather, you'll need it
• my voice is gone, i'm the reaper, Sam and Dean with the death machine
• a supernatural powerhouse, with a bloodied mouse, warning the roaches away
• Price said fuck it and went anyway and got shot in the face with an revolver
• so i'll saunter off and keep planning, leaving bodies like Orcs at Gladden
• bodies savaged, mothers and fathers saddened but stop, it happened
• mourn elsewhere, your fear is giving me confidence, so tell satan
• to pop a tent in this black hole of eloquence and march up to Heaven
• with a list of demands and a pocket wrench, I'll throw open the gates
• and yell "Here's Johnny bitch" then stab god in the face with an axe
• Again accident happened outside of your jurisdiction so prosecute this
• Cue news, two dudes rendered red and blue from new badass crew
• slinging Shotguns and who's leading the line? Fuck you, that's the wrap
• cut, let's end this fast