Battles Shredder vs SlickRiver
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
This battle ended in a tie.
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Battle on November 13 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Welcome class take a seat, today we're gonna be learning about how my opposers getting beat.
- I'm the knife and he's the meat. I'll slice him open nice and neat.
- His entire life consists of defeat.
- When I rap you act like a two year old getting a treat.
- Right about now this shits getting heat. So why don't I be kind and greet.
- You to your shame. This victory I will claim.
- Your ending and the titanics will be the same.
- You're raps are weaker than a glass pane.
- You're going like 3 miles an hour get out of the fast line.
- Actually get off the fucking road.
- My games in beast mode your game won't even load.
- After this battle your surface will erode.
- You'd be better off writin letters in the morse code.
- Because nothing you write makes sense.
- Nobody can understand your shit doesn't even get tense.
- The amount of skill I got's immense. Hence,
- I will kick your ass, it is you I will surpass,
- You're poor and I got class, everything you do Comes from the trash,
- Don't fuck with me don't make me lash,
- Out on you, slice you in two, this day you will rue, I only write new,
- You're full of used shit, your style is unfit, your ass is gettin lit,
- Right up on fire, I'm not a liar, you're just the town cryer, everyone's bitch.
- Just a little snitch, here's my sales pitch,
- You get the fuck out for free, yeah I suggest that you flea,
- And I won't make you get down and plead.
- On my leftover shit you feed.
- Yeah it's on my raps you depend, all you do is pretend.
- And now luckily for you this is the end.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- They all call me slick, cause my hair's long and thick
- It gets all the chicks, they all wanna sit
- On the mighty slick dick
- I am just so sick haters wanna shit on this
- Then the gun shot, but i wasn't hit
- Cuz they all gay, jerkin dick
- Lubing them with spit
- They get a grip, move there arms a little bit
- Masturbation is the escape from the world that they live in
- For me, I just rap, and smash all the women
- Crashing them with my dick, till its in in in
- Sticking out of there but like its transperent, and
- This is the transition from my life to a mission
- I have a vision to do anything I can to win this
- My mind is possesed by the rhymes I keep listen and spittin to
- Im bizarre this shit is true, so ya'll challengers get a clue
- My raps will stick to you like glue, cuz they blew you away to the moon
- I rap like a master of kung fu karate chopping all the untrue crews
- Here's the news: I'm dope have hope fast like a skipping rope with the words I use
- Now don't confuse this with the infusion that I produce to allude the illusion
- Because my plans include an exlusion to all the supid
- Rappers that call them selves the conclusion