Battles  Shredder vs SlickRiver

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

This battle ended in a tie.

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Battle on November 13 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Welcome class take a seat, today we're gonna be learning about how my opposers getting beat.
  • I'm the knife and he's the meat. I'll slice him open nice and neat.
  • His entire life consists of defeat.
  • When I rap you act like a two year old getting a treat.
  • Right about now this shits getting heat. So why don't I be kind and greet.
  • You to your shame. This victory I will claim.
  • Your ending and the titanics will be the same.
  • You're raps are weaker than a glass pane.
  • You're going like 3 miles an hour get out of the fast line.
  • Actually get off the fucking road.
  • My games in beast mode your game won't even load.
  • After this battle your surface will erode.
  • You'd be better off writin letters in the morse code.
  • Because nothing you write makes sense.
  • Nobody can understand your shit doesn't even get tense.
  • The amount of skill I got's immense. Hence,
  • I will kick your ass, it is you I will surpass,
  • You're poor and I got class, everything you do Comes from the trash,
  • Don't fuck with me don't make me lash,
  • Out on you, slice you in two, this day you will rue, I only write new,
  • You're full of used shit, your style is unfit, your ass is gettin lit,
  • Right up on fire, I'm not a liar, you're just the town cryer, everyone's bitch.
  • Just a little snitch, here's my sales pitch,
  • You get the fuck out for free, yeah I suggest that you flea,
  • And I won't make you get down and plead.
  • On my leftover shit you feed.
  • Yeah it's on my raps you depend, all you do is pretend.
  • And now luckily for you this is the end.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • They all call me slick, cause my hair's long and thick
  • It gets all the chicks, they all wanna sit
  • On the mighty slick dick
  • I am just so sick haters wanna shit on this
  • Then the gun shot, but i wasn't hit
  • Cuz they all gay, jerkin dick
  • Lubing them with spit
  • They get a grip, move there arms a little bit
  • Masturbation is the escape from the world that they live in
  • For me, I just rap, and smash all the women
  • Crashing them with my dick, till its in in in
  • Sticking out of there but like its transperent, and
  • This is the transition from my life to a mission
  • I have a vision to do anything I can to win this
  • My mind is possesed by the rhymes I keep listen and spittin to
  • Im bizarre this shit is true, so ya'll challengers get a clue
  • My raps will stick to you like glue, cuz they blew you away to the moon
  • I rap like a master of kung fu karate chopping all the untrue crews
  • Here's the news: I'm dope have hope fast like a skipping rope with the words I use
  • Now don't confuse this with the infusion that I produce to allude the illusion
  • Because my plans include an exlusion to all the supid
  • Rappers that call them selves the conclusion
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