Battles SlickRiver vs Shredder
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
SlickRiver won this battle!
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Battle on November 13 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Yo, just shut the fuck up Shredder
- And close your god damn legs because I can smell the cheddar
- Nasty fuck, learn how to pronounce your letters
- Cuz you'll never be better then me, I'm to clever
- I'm hot like a chili pepper, your cold like the shitty weather
- I really pressure, will sever, your pecker, replace it with leather
- Never mind... you have no pecker,
- You have a vagina and your name is heather
- So now the story took a turn, and it turns out your a dyke
- In a bike gang, and your gang name is Big' Mike
- Be careful boys she might strike, she's like a pike
- Well I'm the hook, I will hook you like a spike, then get head from your wife
- I'll be the reason why you wish you had no life
- You don't belong here, I'll kill you with my hands ask your bitch to hold the knife
- Now let me demonstrate a real rap, fuck a chorus, bitch' I dont even need that
- I skin you like an animal, you were human till I turned you to a siemese cat
- I'm allergic to that shit, I'm starting to sneaze, give me the bat
- I'll beat you down, then decompose you into flea crap
- I'm a calm mutherfucker, but you dont wanna see me snap
- But it's okay you won't have to worry about it
- Cause I've already one this battle, anybody can see that
- I sliced, diced, and chopped you up on a meat mat
- My brain is like a solar system, the words always rome
- Punchlines, and dope verses constently float in my dome
- Your jealouse of me, cuz rap is my home
- And for you the garden is, cuz your a fucken gnome
- Brainless and stupid, never on beat with no tone
- Your rhymes are fucking garbage, they sound like a trombone
- Rusty and shit, your from texas and home grown
- Bars are not your thing, they don't sting my mind bro
- So stick with shoveling ladies drive ways 'till your 49 years old
- That's your destiny, but you can still be the best ever... at shoveling drive ways course!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Sorry i didnt respond right away it took me a while to realize who slick rivers was.
- Then i realized oh shit that bitch must be on menopause
- Bitch you couldn't make people smile if you were santa clause
- Nobody fuckin likes you im already gettin applause
- But everyone hold the phone and take a seat
- cause that was only a fragment of how this fags gettin beat
- you think youre good at rap just cause you live on the street?
- that just means youre poor, dont come knockin on my door
- That familiar feeling youre getting thats called being ignored
- You just started a war, that you wont be able to finish
- just like your cable bill cause your paycheck got diminished
- Im sicker than the british, sendin you to the clinic
- But after that youll get admitted, cause youre brain will be splitted
- Fuckin STD`S are all youve ever transmitted,
- Dont get jealous just cause im clever and well fitted
- You say rap is your home thats just another way to say youre homeless
- after this rap battle youll be boneless
- ask your mom how my dick felt and send my condolence
- On a list of skilled rappers youre the lowest
- Oh shit thats not you youre not even on there
- Maybe go home and grow a pair
- To beat me youll have to sit and start a prayer
- Yeah get used to sittin in your chair,
- And watchin me on TV, when you say youre good nobody agrees
- you have to crawl before you walk but you dont even know your ABC's
- Im more smooth than a summertime breeze
- all you sound like is an asthmatics wheeze
- sorry if im hurtin you i didnt mean to tease
- Its better to die on your feet than to live on your knees
- so here stand up while i put this lyrical bullet through you
- Careful dont fall would you like me to tie your shoes
- Go ahead and write a rap i kinda need a snooze.