CHALLENGER'S RAP

• My words are bigger bombs than hydrogen
• I pop a Vicodin like it's a vitamin
• Wash it down with five cans of Heineken
• Find a young Iowan hiking in wyomin'
• Nice woman, I find it fun to fire my gun
• Like a rifleman, but my knife can
• Slice her hands off like shes a stick of butter
• Lick that sluts pur-dy pussy, mind in the gutter
• Malcolm sex is a nasty sick lil fucker
• Kick my mother, punch her and stuff her
• Dismembered body in sixteen dumpsters
• she got off lucky cause I don't give a fucky
• My rubber ducky makes a funky fuck G
• When it's stuffed deep up in your butt cheeks
• "Ugh, we need a break d j t j, that's yucky"
• Sorry y'all but malcolms taking over
• And I'm no longer staying sober,
• So my eyes are glazing over
• Im starting to get a raging boner
• As I fucking begin raping hoes here
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• Chorus X 2
• Things are only going down hill from here
• Don't fret, you know it's coming dear
• Throw your hands up, enjoy the ride
• Cause it might be the last one of your life
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• There could be two of you like the Beckers
• But I'll still be yelling insults like a heckler
• My dicks huge, but you just gotta pecker
• When it comes to rapping I'm just better
• Eating your flesh like doctor lecter
• and give the bones to my German shepherd
• Drinking drekker, driving drunk, Fighting punks
• Now I need drugs, cause I'm so fucked, these side pieces
• That drive me nuts for nineteen months
• Are my weakness, oh why Jesus do I need sluts
• Vaginas, butts, its time to punt this dime piece cunt
• Right in the butt, it kinda sucks, my life is such
• A trial of fucked up rhymes and such
• Guess I'm a clutz, my rhymings dumbing down
• There is no diamond crusted crown
• For me, cause I am just a clown
• Lying on the ground, and trying to punch down
• And dig a hole to die and be unfound
• Cause I don't like to be around
• But I'll still try to make a sound
• To see some light from underground
• Wait, what am I talking about
• I'm the best to do it you bitch
• Gimme a mic, I'll spit true shit
• Then smoke a pipe, and get lucid
• Take some vics and two dicks
• And you'll know just why I write stupid
• (Lines of new shit, time to do it
• Like cocaine, just try it douches) - not in recording