Battles  DJMALCOLM vs yungsharkgod

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Battle on September 17 2022

CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • I'll bring the fire, so we can see who wants the smoke
  • Get me a lighter, cause what I got is a lot to toke
  • You're my fuel, what I going to do bro is brutal
  • I'm a rhymin' noodle and not the type to lose so
  • you'll need to find a new hoe, yours is mine now you know
  • And like a whale at the surface, it's time for her to blow
  • Your pale, boy you nervous? You handle males/mails like post service
  • Ive built these bars with fucking nails, boy I'm working
  • But whats in your bars is fucking stale when you serve it
  • I outta give you another chance when you fail to reverse it
  • You can keep insulting me, but you could never harass me
  • Not even if you were the peach fuzz on my bare ass cheeks
  • My prose be more creative, my flows be going crazy
  • So close, i hope to make it but my jokes be so out dated
  • I'm only going to say this once and don't ya go relay it
  • But owning hoes and faggots is my only motivation
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  • Chorus
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  • You have a punchable face, I have a hunch it'll take
  • Me throwing even one knuckle straight at you
  • and dude it's fair to assume somethings gon' break
  • Man You'd say your fine still though nothings okay
  • Embarrassing me? Hardly but embarrassing you
  • You still got it wrong fool, I'm bare assing you
  • Like if you were naked on a chair that could screw
  • Like a faggot you just take it, you don't care that I do
  • You're cursing me out since i made sure your on the outs
  • Using slurs like me now, guess you swear to like dudes
  • I've never given a fuck, I got no merits to lose
  • You can keep kissing my butt, and taste the hair on it too
  • My pencil is a loaded gun, your at risk if I'm holding one
  • You'll get the lead and I'll erase ya if you're a boring one
  • A verse is like a steak cause it can be a bit too over done
  • You'll get cooked when I'm baked, I'm grilling and roasting ya
  • These words of mine are so great, and I have yet to go in once
  • I bring the jokes and puns, gotta catch em all like Pokémon
  • Shocking you Slow Pokes is fun, I peek at you (Pikachu)
  • And know I'm beating you like Ash did in the A-lola one
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  • Chorus
  • Committing crimes with pens (Time and time again)
  • When I got a mic I win (Time and time again)
  • This is a sign my friend (that) (Time and time again)
  • I'll be tryin to win (Time and time again)
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  • You couldn't compete with a mind this sick and demented
  • Its just incomplete, like I am missing a section
  • But I bring the heat, like that even isn't a question
  • Destroyer of beats, you mess with him and you're dead bitch
  • Yeah I got a lot of bars, you can be quickly served
  • I'll be your waiter, let me cater to you with this verse
  • I'll spit some slurs, kick a nerd, till you bitches hurt
  • Piss on Kirk, Cousins, you tell me, of them, which is worse
  • Is it a crime if you guys get killed but there's no body-ody
  • Cause I probably got me a lot more than Johnny gotti
  • My pops, he popped me right after I shot me mommy
  • So now he's dead, on the devil's level, God he lost me
  • I can't be redeemed, reasoned with or even reached
  • I was seeing a shrink, piece of shit now needs a spleen
  • Which was eaten with wings, beans and grits, and beef with cheese
  • He is seen in me dreams, seems that his screams frequent me
  • So yeah maybe that explains my scattered brain natured
  • only came here back to say that your gay, wait, *you're*
  • Check the words or the Pun never works
  • If your bad ass im still forever worse
  • Better get better first cause you never met a verse
  • Like mine that you'll face, book or your dead or worse

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • V1: From the jump, they all called me underrated
  • The boy with the shark head talking about some weird shit
  • But I ain’t no spiritual lyrical motherfucker
  • I’m that boy that fucks his girl than her sister than her mother
  • Yeah I’m about to ball on these courts
  • Wearing my O’Neill shorts
  • Texas here I come but a warning girl you can’t abort
  • That condom broke, you can’t blame my pullout game hoe
  • I’ll abandon that baby and I’m dashing like I’m Dame, hoe
  • Bitch I told you not to mess with me
  • Now you’ve got the recipe
  • An appetite for destruction Axl Rose don’t sue me
  • I screenshotted your NFTs now I hear the grief
  • This shit’s so embarrassing you’re more down bad than EDP
  • They’re like damn, Ben, why you gotta be so mean?
  • I’m just honest, if you don’t like that shit you can leave
  • Fuckin worst show I’ve seen was Santa Inc.
  • Seth Rogen + Christmas = painfully unfunny
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  • V2: You’re throwing spears like Britney
  • I just snort it up like Whitney
  • Cancel culture can’t convict me
  • You still find twitter addicting
  • Living in an echo chamber is fun until you’re brainwashed
  • Told what to think and say, and all you know is caps lock
  • But me I live freely, bitch I’m living on the edge
  • And my flow is so retarded, I got sent to special ed
  • You can’t let all of this anger go straight to the head
  • Lasso up all those emotions, that’s a shout out to Ted
  • Our generation’s suicidal like they drank with Jim Jones
  • Someone’s gotta stop it, our voices needed to be heard bro
  • We live on our phones, we ain’t speaking face to face
  • Breakups done over iMessenger no emotions can be faced
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