Battles DJMALCOLM vs yungsharkgod
RULES
Must reply with a recording. Song vs song battle. Best song wins.
Max of 63 lines
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Battle on September 17 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'll bring the fire, so we can see who wants the smoke
- Get me a lighter, cause what I got is a lot to toke
- You're my fuel, what I going to do bro is brutal
- I'm a rhymin' noodle and not the type to lose so
- you'll need to find a new hoe, yours is mine now you know
- And like a whale at the surface, it's time for her to blow
- Your pale, boy you nervous? You handle males/mails like post service
- Ive built these bars with fucking nails, boy I'm working
- But whats in your bars is fucking stale when you serve it
- I outta give you another chance when you fail to reverse it
- You can keep insulting me, but you could never harass me
- Not even if you were the peach fuzz on my bare ass cheeks
- My prose be more creative, my flows be going crazy
- So close, i hope to make it but my jokes be so out dated
- I'm only going to say this once and don't ya go relay it
- But owning hoes and faggots is my only motivation
- Chorus
- You have a punchable face, I have a hunch it'll take
- Me throwing even one knuckle straight at you
- and dude it's fair to assume somethings gon' break
- Man You'd say your fine still though nothings okay
- Embarrassing me? Hardly but embarrassing you
- You still got it wrong fool, I'm bare assing you
- Like if you were naked on a chair that could screw
- Like a faggot you just take it, you don't care that I do
- You're cursing me out since i made sure your on the outs
- Using slurs like me now, guess you swear to like dudes
- I've never given a fuck, I got no merits to lose
- You can keep kissing my butt, and taste the hair on it too
- My pencil is a loaded gun, your at risk if I'm holding one
- You'll get the lead and I'll erase ya if you're a boring one
- A verse is like a steak cause it can be a bit too over done
- You'll get cooked when I'm baked, I'm grilling and roasting ya
- These words of mine are so great, and I have yet to go in once
- I bring the jokes and puns, gotta catch em all like Pokémon
- Shocking you Slow Pokes is fun, I peek at you (Pikachu)
- And know I'm beating you like Ash did in the A-lola one
- Chorus
- Committing crimes with pens (Time and time again)
- When I got a mic I win (Time and time again)
- This is a sign my friend (that) (Time and time again)
- I'll be tryin to win (Time and time again)
- You couldn't compete with a mind this sick and demented
- Its just incomplete, like I am missing a section
- But I bring the heat, like that even isn't a question
- Destroyer of beats, you mess with him and you're dead bitch
- Yeah I got a lot of bars, you can be quickly served
- I'll be your waiter, let me cater to you with this verse
- I'll spit some slurs, kick a nerd, till you bitches hurt
- Piss on Kirk, Cousins, you tell me, of them, which is worse
- Is it a crime if you guys get killed but there's no body-ody
- Cause I probably got me a lot more than Johnny gotti
- My pops, he popped me right after I shot me mommy
- So now he's dead, on the devil's level, God he lost me
- I can't be redeemed, reasoned with or even reached
- I was seeing a shrink, piece of shit now needs a spleen
- Which was eaten with wings, beans and grits, and beef with cheese
- He is seen in me dreams, seems that his screams frequent me
- So yeah maybe that explains my scattered brain natured
- only came here back to say that your gay, wait, *you're*
- Check the words or the Pun never works
- If your bad ass im still forever worse
- Better get better first cause you never met a verse
- Like mine that you'll face, book or your dead or worse
DEFENDER'S RAP
- V1: From the jump, they all called me underrated
- The boy with the shark head talking about some weird shit
- But I ain’t no spiritual lyrical motherfucker
- I’m that boy that fucks his girl than her sister than her mother
- Yeah I’m about to ball on these courts
- Wearing my O’Neill shorts
- Texas here I come but a warning girl you can’t abort
- That condom broke, you can’t blame my pullout game hoe
- I’ll abandon that baby and I’m dashing like I’m Dame, hoe
- Bitch I told you not to mess with me
- Now you’ve got the recipe
- An appetite for destruction Axl Rose don’t sue me
- I screenshotted your NFTs now I hear the grief
- This shit’s so embarrassing you’re more down bad than EDP
- They’re like damn, Ben, why you gotta be so mean?
- I’m just honest, if you don’t like that shit you can leave
- Fuckin worst show I’ve seen was Santa Inc.
- Seth Rogen + Christmas = painfully unfunny
- V2: You’re throwing spears like Britney
- I just snort it up like Whitney
- Cancel culture can’t convict me
- You still find twitter addicting
- Living in an echo chamber is fun until you’re brainwashed
- Told what to think and say, and all you know is caps lock
- But me I live freely, bitch I’m living on the edge
- And my flow is so retarded, I got sent to special ed
- You can’t let all of this anger go straight to the head
- Lasso up all those emotions, that’s a shout out to Ted
- Our generation’s suicidal like they drank with Jim Jones
- Someone’s gotta stop it, our voices needed to be heard bro
- We live on our phones, we ain’t speaking face to face
- Breakups done over iMessenger no emotions can be faced