Battles vs theliftedpro
RULES
64 lines or less (can be blank if needed) be funny no rules
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
theliftedpro won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on February 27 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I did say no rules
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DEFENDER'S RAP
- Alright Ocean,
- I can see you antsy an cant keep in your damn seat
- Looks like tonight thelifted eats lamb meat
- cause you a sheep, a follower,
- hollower than you are deep,
- lets be frank, you got spanked,
- time to flip upside ocean
- an make him walk the plank,
- you can crank on blank minded rhymes an
- blow til you rip out your sinus lines'
- but don't chime in, if you cant handle climbin'
- this summit just to plummet an shatter your hind end
- snap your spine out of alignment
- shoulda stayed on assignment
- pulling out all stops just gets your sign bent
- You remind, of when I was like nine and had a harder time tryin' to combine 2 rhymes to make em one of a kind,
- now I'm multisyllabilistic, assault be with pillows from this kid
- call me killah with bizkits, we all be salty and still in this liquid
- I get Lifted an hope you can come up with somethin twisted
- you too sweet licorice
- once you get a whiff of this mischievous lifted kid boxin' ya gals clitoris
- you probly sit an grip ya dick wishin' you were hittin' this
- the difference is
- Im dope and you got smoked
- who got hope,
- to hang with me unless you brought rope?
- sayin' you don't pan around but you can't put the camera down
- picture this, you look ridiculous like you wearin' grandmas gowns
- panic now, an cry later
- I'll feed you to my gators,
- or my neighbors test taster after I serve you with wafers cause you lack flavor,
- well i guess your bitter, with no props of course
- you wouldnt be a spitter as a Dilophosaurus
- get to the ocean, you have to cross the forest
- but you aint flowin', you more like slop in pourrage
- you couldn't pour shit, you just a poor bitch
- go to the beach an get beat by a porpoise
- there's no flow you could morph in
- only an abortion,
- just a portion of my water got you fathered, orphan.
- I own the ocean,
- your boat is floatin' on the wrong sea
- just wave bye and escape calmly
- before I wave hi like a tsunami ...
- (get it : wave high),
- whatever
- I don't judge beef by the steak size
- just a great time to say "I win" dont be phased guy