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Battle on March 14 2022

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • They so quick to respond like they artists with ease
  • But I've yet to see these forum emcees start it with me
  • Scared to go first an watch that verse take a turn for the worst soon as it's rehearsed
  • U can repent at church for your curse but never quench your thirst
  • You can reverse the Hearse,
  • But can't change tha facts that wat your mom's twat burst at birth
  • now has a date with death, now your a permanent flirt
  • Confirm the real person you immersed in
  • If you tend, to steal Verses from Em,
  • then you a candy coated version
  • Something fishy as sturgeon,
  • I'm learnin' those who don't like to light this fire cause I burnt em from carpet to the curtains
  • An it aint fraud for insurance,
  • Burn em on-line, or hog-tie-em an burn in-person
  • Fit this fist to your kisses, Pow right in tha kisser
  • I couldn't resist her, maybe your misses shud stop calling me "mister-fist-her"
  • That sleezy lizard was an easy listener
  • I mean your sister was a real Fang gleamin' glistener
  • on lock like a Pittsburgh
  • Even though she disturbed
  • At least she had the nuts diss first!
  • An you ain't got the gaunch to be open for response
  • Go taunt your the greatest, how on your forum you famous
  • Bout your gauges off-safe cuz your so above basic
  • Then in gayness, retract all statements
  • When the fact is you flagrant
  • Every phrase is highlighted, cause you didn't write it
  • Had to consult with the editor for every metaphor
  • Salty there's a better competitor
  • Fukin' Raven at your door
  • You should rhyme "nevermore, nevermore, "
  • Never worn a pair of these, i walk around with the devil's severed horns
  • Maybe a better scorn , If you were a clever whore,
  • But your a filthy slut dragon braggin' bout baggin' girls in one line
  • In the next you be stagnant?
  • What is it bitch, boy or girl if you bang it,
  • destroy your world, call ya lawyer still_______faggot
  • Talkin' bout some fabricated past,
  • He'll animate it, take a whole ham an steak, salmon cake an wine glass up his de-masculated ass,
  • You get jacked at your door dash or takin out your trash,
  • To the store for more masks an smashed to the floor flat
  • get your vocal chords snatched If you for sure gassed,
  • More like you winded trying to rap extensive
  • Pretentious pretend friendships say "you did splendid!"
  • An you fans always follow odds against a solid cause
  • Like your a thug who refuse to acknowledge Pac.
  • Keep your bag in the shop My balls drag when I walk
  • Your flow lags, then it stops
  • Your from a nice hood With no tags on ya block
  • You brag to the cops to get your friends caught
  • You kids sloppy plots must come with a bib an smock
  • I kid you not, all the talk might get you shot
  • No matter what district you walk
  • A misfit or not, no matter how many digits you clock
  • Wrapped in the waist line
  • If it's coming off the hip, you hop

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Wake up in the morning and do what I do
  • hoping the police won't run up to you
  • but this guy wants to out rhyme the dude
  • who can part water and light the fuse
  • that ends the reign of King James the screwed
  • Back to you, the opponent who
  • fell into this pit of saws
  • nothing personal at all but welcome to your horrid fall
  • step inside my cage of skulls
  • and Orange syringes make horrid visits to
  • the skin of victims with torrential pigments that
  • flash in the wind like Gordon and Arden in Lorien visions
  • It's hypocrisy to be in love with the system, i'm on the
  • Farside but i'm not into Larceny
  • I've got a raw hide but I just care for green
  • Leather, weather I need to slam a go getter into the
  • machine that makes betters get wetter than a soaked sweater
  • cause the people need a message that don't flash and pan around
  • like an ash in the can of life call it sound, Miami Vice but no ice to
  • sooth the burn of this lyrical turnover, the burnt over land rover
  • choking the life from the fags and the kikes and the birds are like
  • "let's get a bite and be peaceful and quiet cause Shady's a riot so guys
  • do us right and put down the lighter, but these Crazy anorexic
  • meth heads, handed me a lead pen, Me, a guy who rhymes while dead,
  • careening
  • off the wall of the next vet who got punched in the face by the
  • Dark and no one can predict the way it will spark
  • I just got a new case of Murder me Malts
  • you just got murdered by the man who loves Bolts
  • No Song of Songs, just bloody jaws bud
  • Bloody raw stubs, Job and god done
  • maybe all won, maybe there are none
  • Bildad was right, the crooks need a knife
  • cut cross the skin and pull out the right
  • Bolt that shit down and impale the spine
  • that big, long part that lets us walk upright
  • and maybe be strong and pull out the bomb
  • and shove up the ass of the challenger's mom
  • I win, let's all be calm
  • Nukes will go off in a matter of AAGH!
  • Fire and torrents are spreading too far
  • people are dying and there are no cars
  • Welcome dear sir to the end of your rope
  • Hell has been woke and no one will live
  • Pain is just plenty in the realm of the dead
  • Judas said screw this and then lost his head
  • Cinco De Mayo is chaos and sex
  • everyone fucking and getting ahead
  • no one is guarding the door to the west
  • so Satan just walked out with Grond and some meth
  • And Jesus is pissed cause he's out of his meds
  • and no one can care cause the east coast is dead
  • Cause sauron is fucking the monument and
  • people are dying from shockwaves or ten
  • the west coast it's said, is partying hard cause
  • no one can die so look to the sky and chug more Ketamine
  • a frenzy of benzo and then go to the bowl with the blow
  • and reach nirvana for days i'm told
  • that's how it goes in Mexico, America is scarier cause we
  • take loads of Crack and smack and cherry love with barely any
  • breaths and wake up fucked with the ugliest mutt in my butt
  • I'm sorry lord, I've done raped the sluts that terrify the devil's sons
  • so give me a gun, but heaven is worse, No condoms and pity the
  • purse, the black there are white and the white are depraved
  • hold you down and drill you for days, cause that's how they save
  • all the souls and ok. i'm done more than needed honey, so go to bed
  • i'll be there ready, with a shiv and a stack of America's racks to add to my
  • collection of facts and shoot you to death with Abe Lincoln's cane that
  • legend has said houses grenades and explodes on contact, Weep with
  • terror, you demons of shame, i'm coming with nothing but blades and more
  • pain than can be stuffed in that house some yards away
  • Not the last on the left it's the one on the right
  • the one where the screams can be heard every night
  • I've got Voorhees chained to a wall and Satan is begging for me
  • to be calm but I need more souls, Calypso stopped feeding so
  • Grimm is in season, no pleading, just good eating

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