DEFENDER'S RAP

• How does one human make so many grammar mistakes? You dare to call ya self a lyricist?
• You said you’ll stop battlin me before I get “lady cramps?” I’m just here to leave ya bleedin, period
• “you spent all your fucking time going thru ma bio” that’s cause you spend all ya fuckin time challengin me
• You think I wanna come outta retirement for dollar store 2Pac? Air em out since I’m a “fan” apparently
• See I drop science while you just ride the wave and still can’t blow up, no radiation from gamma
• You said rap skills are one of the things I “luck?” Why thank you, kind sir! Wish I could say the same bout ya “gramma”
• You ain’t no vet what you know bout “yo I’m tryna battle ya come at me bro” and it’s 1:30?
• I only look like a hobo to you cause you pampered as fuck and gettin done dirty
• At least use some commas cause you just called my penis upcomin, outclass em cause I ain’t the one to test
• Better come correct, I’m the real razor blade, you just edgy while I’m on point and cuttin edge
• At this point I’m convinced this is satire, I mean can you tell me who’s fonnie grood?
• This last battle ya funeral, make em pass over the net like an alley oop
• I love that you tried that struggle shit with me after sayin I looked like a hobo before
• “What you know bout comin last at the spelling bee? Parents shake their heads as they closin the door”
• I called ya mother Hotsy Totsy, not Tipys, want ya own nickname for her? Whatever turns you on man
• “Like she got a hole in her pussy” I know you failed english, but you ain’t even take biology? Damn
• You said you would smack me skinny? Well I spit fat verses on a larger scale, yours hold no weight
• Thank you for sayin I got big pecs, but I’m bout to catch these ugly bodies till you just go away
• See I respect Pac too but you livin proof that his message was lost with fans, admirers
• Not sure why you thought his work was an advertisement for homoerotic fantasizin
• And now callin me balogna? That just means you ain’t really want real beef with me
• You got a long history of fuckin MCs up, eh? Well my record is all you need to see
• The few punchlines you have look like “I mak ye fill pane lyk awn a windo”
• “Cause you know I got the strap” yeah sure homie, on ya Pac shaped dildo
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• Sir...I am tryna take a break from this shit
• I could care less bout ya weird obsession with me
• I’ve battled for almost a decade straight now without ever duckin smoke
• It’s alright if I take a break for once, nah?
• So please, in the name of all that is holy...
• QUIT BATTLIN ME YOU GRAMMAR MISTAKE MAKIN, OPEN CHALLENGE SENDIN, ENTER KEY LACKIN DUMBASS SON OF A BITCH!
• Okay bye, have a nice day!