Battles A-GON vs
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on April 18 2021 and Battle on April 22 2021
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ay is you boy A-GON and this time I wanna discipline a schoolboy caused he think he stylish but I fucked his mother pussy and she was sceamin "ooooh please don't stop" like ripped her pussy u heard you puppets have a long history of being controlled so ama smuck the realness out of you being bold yeah your mama's ass was so big I got me shock like them hoes in brook I smucked and hulked her ass it was like crisscross I can't believe am facing this ass fagit tough talk from a rapper who gets feed by his mummy's money am out hustling like shit you in the house shouting like you a prick while your shedy mum gets smoked like a Jamaican spliff and you get chopped up into bacon bits look papi you a little white toothpick get a pick comb your Shit cause it's nappy on the top look D am tryin to stay real to you like I was fucking your mum but you a disgrace I bet you real father wouldn't wanna see your ugly face
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I’m here to leave A-GON in A-GONY, light up ya whole connect like a battery
- The rigor mortis left em chill af, watch how casually I’m stackin these casualties
- Takin this light but I’m fire off the top, got me thinkin Hanukkah
- Now how you been on twitter over a decade and still got 0 followers?
- Gettin ya verse looked at cause of that loss to me is ya only real accomplishment
- Ya bio says “losers never work hard” well I guess this tryhard keeps his promises
- I gave this kid a shot and the scene ended up lookin like Columbine before I even dropped the mic
- The last guy you battled’s name was literally “Asian,” in the FIRST BAR ya dumbass called em white
- Another battle you broke the one rule “record ya verse” almost had me pressin the block like Tetris
- You really should just record everything, cause writtens require basic readin comprehension
- On or off site, it’s always on sight, you ain’t wanna test it but you been taught ya lesson
- Class in session, if we get it poppin I put ya to rest anywhere call me narcoleptic
- I yolk em while doin the chicken dance, that’s the only time you movin with the hands
- You irrelevant, even if we saw GON with the win, frankly I don’t give a damn
- You named ya self after a Russian ballet, much of the rap game would call it somethin that’s gay
- But how could I be homophobic? This fist swings both ways, I just hope halfway through this man ain’t take a dance break
- Outbar em with the pen don’t even talk to me again unless you wanna see the end
- Get paper for spittin like class clowns, make candy rappers pass out like smarties on a test
- You be playin pin the dick on ya mother at parties with ya friends
- And with the shit I pen to GON you’ll need the department of defense
- Don’t act all cocky when you talkin and then think we ain’t enemies
- Turn A-GON to Akon, get lit the fuck up if I ain’t see the same energy
- Our last battle you ain’t get a single vote, this just ya cremation now but you ain’t with the smoke
- The situation is grave, can ya dig it? Now you solidified in the underground but still ain’t dope
- Never considered a great you sought out to create a persona that was fake
- Ya idol Pac would prolly be ashamed of this dishonor to his name
- Don’t even pretend to be some conscious rapper, you got a faint chance of droppin bodies
- But press my buttons and I’m a whole different animal like a Tamagotchi
- It’s common knowledge I’m on the top, see my flow hotter than Eminem’s pot of coffee
- You can keep the piece and still get boxed this Mahatma Ghandi vs Muhammad Ali
- At my peak I’m colder than the Colorado Rockies, don’t mean the sports team but I’m always ballin
- Show love to the scene as I roll up for the green y’all know I’m seasoned with it, no hot wasabi
- Ya mother’s pussy got a nickname in prison: Hotsy Totsy
- I bet this square outta shape and GON’s real name is prolly Poly
- My spittin been Slick and Fresh like Ladi Dadi, press me and I get to snappin like a paparazzi
- You ain’t quite my carbon copy, don’t get it twisted, my hands connect in the ring like I bought an Audi
- I bet ya favorite song is Poppy - Moshi Moshi, couldn’t be dope with bars if you popped a molly
- Mean business when you get this work like I ain’t get along with all my colleagues
- Thought you’d stop me? I’m so gangsta I sample everything and buy nothin while I go Costco shoppin
- You so unoriginal, got me thinkin whose line is it anyway? Leave em in stitches like Colin Mochrie
- I call flattery what you be callin mockery, I actually admire ya fightin spirit
- Almost as much as I like how I still ain’t even gotta try when writin lyrics
- Bring ya mother pleasure, as she widens feels like I’m deep divin for sunken treasure
- Tell A-GON I ain’t the one to egg on, you just might get yolked for tryna ruffle feathers
- I’m straight up deranged so watch ya tone or I’m pullin out the switch like a key change
- Wrote a written called sexy mood and the same day you wrote another called the D train
- Now I would say that’s suspect but I’m bout to a suspect for these murder charges
- Leave em dead in the ring, plus ya armpits are a dead ringer for the La Brea tar pits
- Got a seasoned vet in ya grill now homie you bout to get cooked with the sauce
- All I needed was the right angles, now A-GON just got put in a box