Battles  TheDimeBagPriestess vs SanchyShaggy

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

TheDimeBagPriestess won this battle!

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Battle on October 23 2020 and Battle on October 27 2020

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Hey SanchyShaggy-
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  • I am not Shaggy, cuz I'm not shabby
  • I don't own a car, so I rent a cabbie
  • In Among Us, I go stab-stab-stabby
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  • You say you are the Shagg, you cannot brag
  • I like to wave my victory flag
  • Unlike you, I made a comeback
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  • Unlike you, I don't slack
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  • I am The Priest, and I can't resist
  • Smokin' every bit of weed that I may have missed
  • I got so many drugs, I'll topple the list
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  • I say that I am a Minecraft pro, I really am
  • You're body is shaped like a ham
  • My lyrics are great because I am, a lyricist
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  • Unlike you, I'm not possessed
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  • I am depressed, I'll admit that
  • But I am not stupid and fat
  • Unlike you, I'd survive a heart attack
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  • Unlike you, I can afford my crack

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I am shaggy, im not flabby
  • i am always happy
  • when good things happen my way
  • cuz any other way is the wrong way
  • in the highway
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  • i am bisexual,
  • ill fuck your skull
  • i'll fuck your motha,
  • cuz im the best motherfucker of all
  • i fuck in the halls
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  • i get laid so many times, i must brag
  • imma let the cat out of the bag
  • my name is sanchyshagg
  • and i got a girl pregnant when i was 11, beat that
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  • I brag, cuz i fuck
  • and you havent fucked enough
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  • I brag, cuz i fuck
  • and you havent fucked enough
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  • I brag, cuz i get fuck
  • and you havent gotten fucked enough
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  • I brag, cuz i fuck
  • and you havent fucked enough

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