Battles  SanchyShaggy vs TheDimeBagPriestess

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

TheDimeBagPriestess won this battle!

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Battle on October 23 2020 and Battle on November 4 2020

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Im Shaggward Sanchez
  • Tight in the Britches
  • Im fucking Grily, shes my gorilla, by bitch yas
  • I am running for president
  • And you are not a Grilyland Resident
  • I am gunna win, in both election and battle
  • And Rusty Bear is gunna cry when I take his rattle
  • I want equality for all
  • Except in this battle, where I rise, you fall

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Hey, fuckin shaggy
  • you hairy ape
  • I am bout to set you straight
  • So, you are fucking my great gorilla niece
  • But you insulted me, you broke the piece
  • If you don't divorce Grily
  • I will give you a DEAD willy
  • with your blood, and your tears
  • I will stick my finger in, through, and out your other ear
  • Your head will get ripped off (again)
  • And I am gonna laugh my ass off
  • Because you think that you will win this election, grand
  • But Grily is the only primate to rule Grilyland

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