CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Ya “intricate rhymin” can only get you so far, you actin sweet but can’t chill like some ice cream
• And as much as I wish I could unsee shit, I seen all those pics you were hidin
• Ya girl looks like Billie Eilish with gingivitis, I got original writin like scripts on papyrus
• While you out here with ya pic lookin like ya dumb ass think ya computer gonna give you the virus
• You out here losin to a group called the “Dream Team” they bodied you, you sucker punched em at best
• But I’m ya worst nightmare never thought I would see a Dream put a mothafucka to rest
• I’m seein numbers but ya girl ain’t, cause she already got me on speed dial
• But I saw ya profile, was that description actually written or just freestyled?
• I see you got “Name, Age, Race, Location” how you 21 and goin senile?
• Cause I know you a rat when I gotta read ya bio like a police file
• You told Migz and I quote “I could suck dick on the corner and make more money than you ever will from rappin.”
• I was gonna come here with “I’m a vet, you a rookie” but you clearly got experience I guess anything can happen
• You scared of bitches this chicken can’t get laid don’t try and egg em on like some kinda omelette
• What the fuck is goin on inside ya noggin? This is pretty much ya whole writin process:
• “I’m just playin with this bitch, you lookin like a hot barbie, in my verse is where a hot bar be”
• I left more served but the only thing you got in the bag is the orders from ya job at Arby’s
• Y’all seen the rules for our last battle? The way you talk makes no sense
• How you follow the rules in Rappad battles but not the laws for consent?
• Oh you ain’t want me to bring up all the pedo shit? Then fuckin make me
• You like ya syllables the way you like ya women they all gotta be under 18
• I guess we both pretty psycho but I’m the one who can break out the ward
• Wrote a whole rap bout how you fuck men but still callin people gay in the forums
• How can you be the best rapper here if you never rapped? I’ll just wait for you to rebuttal this, genius
• You know what? I’m gonna share ya “rap” battles around, my grandma’s book club will just love em to pieces!
• You old sniff ya armpits in the shower lookin ass
• You old look up “What is sex?” for an hour lookin ass
• You old Weird Harold from Fat Albert lookin ass
• And you were so scared to rematch with ya coward lookin ass
• Ya excuse for losin was that I “piggy backed off of” ya rhymes
• That shit is battle rap 101, I really hope you ain’t usin that excuse all of the time
• So tell me how familiar is the “king” with this battle shit? Are you not aware of how a rebuttal works?
• You knock versatility, guess that should be expected from somebody who stumbles over every fuckin word
• I heard you talkin all that shit in the voice chat, let’s hear that emotional voice on a mic
• Don’t even try and talk to me bout tiers when you constantly sound like you goin to cry
• You tryna hide it but the truth is you know I got this in the bag, you could say it’s out the bag
• Claimin I recycle bars but I’ve seen ya verses, you don’t even be takin out the trash
• But while we on the subject, you know I’m def with it so let’s talk bout that braille bar you stole from me
• And used in Savage’s diss thread, then recycled for ya CSL battle, and I’m supposed to think you a dope MC?
• Gee whiz, ya chick puts out but we all know you can’t even put out a swell song
• I’m old school like that so we both know that ya name is just that Outkast album spelled wrong
• So just quit claimin that you gonna bark on me I think you due for some cat scannin
• I put on for my city while you watered down ya talent pool, but I guess that’s just how Atlant is
• The other night I was in ya girl’s wall scrollin through ya wall, and you seem to have confused Rappad with Twitter
• When I son you I feel like a father figure, and the posts on ya wall show me why you sad and bitter
• You invent respect for ya self to hide the neglect and take it out on an internet forum
• Now why are you so scared to just put pride aside and admit that you feelin remorse?
• Claim everybody on my dick, but you were so quick to defend me with ya dick suckin
• How you gonna address me when all those people gave you their address and you did nothin?
• I bet you gonna bring up my Aspergers, come on now we both know it’s true
• So if I’m pretty fucked in the head, imagine how that’s gonna go for you
• You sweeter than a buttercup I tried to show you the ropes but you bounced look you out here doin the double dutch
• I’m fuckin up the self-proclaimed “King of Battle Rapping” you seen these top 10 threads, which one of us keeps comin up?
• Cause I’m charged up like double A while you and kids from rappad have cat fights on ya double dates
• So I’ll just carry on with the bag claim y’all fly till I put you in ya fuckin place
• I hope y’all already know each of you is a disgrace
• But in Justin’s case I’m suited to make his career brief just in case