Battles   vs Jaysus

RULES

Just something random I wrote, try go along the same lines if you want, and don't vote for yourself either.

Max of 18 lines

THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Jaysus won this battle!

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Battle on January 27 2016

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Let me start just by saying that you can't touch this,
  • Cause if your hand touched this I'd just snap your wrist
  • Crack your ribs and break my fist
  • Wrap my dick around your spastic bitch
  • Chap her lips and smack her tits
  • Then go home and eat a bag of chips
  • And sit and wank and write a diss:
  • I sit willingly listening to you driveling,
  • The shittiest lyrics spinning the bitchiest fiction,
  • Beginning to get on my nerves like I'm skimming,
  • For lights in my limited sky to commence flickering,
  • Slit my wrist come back from the dead and start spitting
  • Literary Lyrics significantly sicker than six missionaries
  • Inappropriately fiddling kids in the reliquary, specifically
  • So terrifically that twisting it gets physically tricky,
  • Misery never asked for my company but here I'm still sitting
  • Literally dazed like an alien blazed, let out of his cage
  • Smoke out the whole planet and just bathe in the flames

DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • 18 bars, do i need 18 bars?
  • you raps so whack, feed it beets and change the avatar
  • i'd keep my hands to myself but thats cause I don't want the dirt
  • your covered in the slime of your personality unearthed
  • I eat chips from the bag, chips from the table at the casino where im stabled
  • im labeled to be famous and the cable makes me heinous
  • my raps go deeper than your girls anus,
  • but since i used covers i cant comment on the status
  • Ill smoke more than you can ever buy, im a thug dressed in suit n tie
  • so don't get confused by my style, its so volatile, so versatile
  • if you want to study me its gon take a while
  • my bars would seem alien to you
  • cause they are ahead of my time
  • i got light years light your night sky,
  • flames up of my straight vibes
  • call your girl, lunch time
  • panty stained, but my apron stayed
  • and we got down to the sex crimes

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