Battles vs Jaysus
RULES
Just something random I wrote, try go along the same lines if you want, and don't vote for yourself either.
Max of 18 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Jaysus won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on January 27 2016
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let me start just by saying that you can't touch this,
- Cause if your hand touched this I'd just snap your wrist
- Crack your ribs and break my fist
- Wrap my dick around your spastic bitch
- Chap her lips and smack her tits
- Then go home and eat a bag of chips
- And sit and wank and write a diss:
- I sit willingly listening to you driveling,
- The shittiest lyrics spinning the bitchiest fiction,
- Beginning to get on my nerves like I'm skimming,
- For lights in my limited sky to commence flickering,
- Slit my wrist come back from the dead and start spitting
- Literary Lyrics significantly sicker than six missionaries
- Inappropriately fiddling kids in the reliquary, specifically
- So terrifically that twisting it gets physically tricky,
- Misery never asked for my company but here I'm still sitting
- Literally dazed like an alien blazed, let out of his cage
- Smoke out the whole planet and just bathe in the flames
DEFENDER'S RAP
- 18 bars, do i need 18 bars?
- you raps so whack, feed it beets and change the avatar
- i'd keep my hands to myself but thats cause I don't want the dirt
- your covered in the slime of your personality unearthed
- I eat chips from the bag, chips from the table at the casino where im stabled
- im labeled to be famous and the cable makes me heinous
- my raps go deeper than your girls anus,
- but since i used covers i cant comment on the status
- Ill smoke more than you can ever buy, im a thug dressed in suit n tie
- so don't get confused by my style, its so volatile, so versatile
- if you want to study me its gon take a while
- my bars would seem alien to you
- cause they are ahead of my time
- i got light years light your night sky,
- flames up of my straight vibes
- call your girl, lunch time
- panty stained, but my apron stayed
- and we got down to the sex crimes