Battles vs Jaysus
RULES
Be ridiculous, doesn't have to make sense or be sensible. use this beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0iK2hbEcQ
Max of 16 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on September 20 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Got to a point where I thought I could spit
- I was like shit I might be able to do damage with this
- But fuck it up like "I don't know, what language is this?"
- Bounce it back and forth like it was one of Pamelas tits
- I'm not listening, go and make the sandwiches bitch
- I lack stability I don't know what normality is
- Come at you swinging; the amazing spider-man with my jizz
- Give you testicular cancer damage your chances of kids
- You're fishy like that chick Ellen Degeneres is
- Oh shit, dunno how I didn't mention this yet
- Instead of sex I'm injecting you with Ket in fishnets
- Wanna bet how far you can get with a slit neck?
- Inspect the gadget, guillotine with selfie stick? check!
- Have you gotten the silliness I've been spitting in images?
- The picture of innocence with a sickness so frivolous
- I'm depicting a twisted grimace like Joker it's villainous
DEFENDER'S RAP
- start it know? shut it down, this clown won't last one round,
- do you need more sound? this indian is more brown
- than the nipple on pamela's round rounds, or should i say round pounds
- i could make you rain down, make you want to stay down,
- make you want to hide till the light of the day's gone
- didn't you want to fight, or did you play the game wrong?
- catering the same song, rhyme scheme, used thongs