DEFENDER'S RAP

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• The poor is needy / the rich is greedy /
• tho, no one wes attendant at their death bed /
• It is really true they say, that you are worth more when you’re dead /
• Their deaths provided for the more and less fortunate with bread /
• Today their faces are stamped and printed on paper through a machine /
• I’ve received treats from snack machines, in return for something worth a dead president-
• one thing /
• The first dead President...George Washington, that is officially legit of a printed copy colored green /
• Dead or alive, their lives are just as valuable since their occurence /
• Unless it’s a tragic emergency, their is no need to call for police, doctors, nurses, and an ambulance
• Their deaths didn't need life insurance, but their deaths are our life insurance /
• Washington wasn't equally as valuable as a male deer, but he is only worth 1 buck /
• with his amount, thing that cost more I couldn't get, because it wasn't enough /
• with multiple thousand Washington's or 1 Ben Franklin, can pay your phone bill /
• There are dead presidents be-headed , flattened to round metals dipped in bronze, gold, and silver /
• A single bronze Lincoln probably couldn't even buy you a 7-Eleven jolly rancher /
• 9 green Washington's, 2 silver Jefferson's, and 99 Lincolns could buy you a baby's pamper /
• I drop be-headed presidents in the slots of a piggy's back, jars, and even cans /
• If dead Presidents had circulations, I would of cut them with tight wrapped rubber bands /
• put saved dead Presidents in a wallet or stash, till i've reached advance /
• I would have to educationally guess, because all my dead Presidents would be a heck of a count /
• so I to invest in them in this place called a “ bank '' , in my personal account /
• it's probably as large as a mountain, and that is a much large amount /
• There isn't 45 dead Presidents, but there are many /
• Did you know afrer Abraham Lincoln was beheaded, his dead nickname was Penny ? /
• He was the 16th President when he was alive /
• but his coin mugshot is worth 1 cent, and his bill mugshot is worth five /
• Jefferson, Roosevelt, and Washington's beheaded names-
• were Nickel, Dime, and Quarter,
• and John F. Kennedy is worth 50 cent, and his face is on the half dollar /
• I call dead Presidents bills, when hidden in a stash /
• in suitcases and bags, I call dead Presidents cash /
• Stacked and wrapped in seperate bands, are called racks /
• Convert dead Presidents to digits on paper, and it is called checks /
• Beheaded Presidents in containers is called change /
• A single Washington is called a buck, his beheaded front side means your lucky /
• In exchange for things we call them tokens or coins, isn't this funny /
• Whether it's beheaded Presidents mounted into metals,
• stamped, and printed on paper,
• or even converted to digits,
• I most commonly prefer to call it beheaded or dead Presidents,
• you may know it as money /