Battles NR4U vs
RULES
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
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Battle on October 23 2019, Battle on October 30 2019, and Battle on January 27 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Down four in a row, but I just resort to blow.
- No emotion shown, from this cold soul though.
- I continue and row, pushing past this, as if I'm taking classes,
- Like I'm taking notes on how to be another one of psychos puppets,
- Using his quotes to continue the numerous mental mind flips,
- But I slip and drop, another failed battle clogging the sink so it only drips,
- Maybe it's an attempt for too many quips that has been overstated with analytics,
- I got too deep in this rhyming gimmick,
- So I'm gonna stop trying to copy and mimic,
- You did a hat trick, good for you, I'm down, you win, I'm finished
- You put a major blemish on my comeback battle attempt at rap,
- Good for you, you put your best bars together against someone who's clearly down a lap,
- Or two, fuck who am I listening to? Must be the devil grinning as I continue to bruise through
- This chaos like I'm chasing emeralds in act two, or saving the princess like I'm part of Mario's crew,
- Sad but true, I've been asleep at the wheel for too long,
- Started off strong but got stretched like an Armstrong with this overplayed song,
- "WAIT, STOP!" I used to be good, I can get there again "since me at half is still a fucking TEN!",
- Wishful thinking, looking back, I never was any good, lend me the violin, so I can complain how hard it was back then,
- Pushing past the violence, with a hovering spirit of malevolence,
- Like a demon on the shoulder, but no good angel whispering trying to stop my soul from getting colder,
- I blinded this rap challenge because I wanted you to realize in the end you caused a casualty,
- Blood was everywhere, I didnt really think the first one through your intended metaphor that I took literally,
- I've become the devil's assistant because I've been so persistent to be part of this psycho puppets movement,
- So I've been scalping and skinning those hoes for practice,
- But I decided to go all in and disembowel the next victim while they got to see my permanent grin,
- But I underestimated the amount of blood, that iron smell, the fact is,
- I actually like it, I have my second one here as I write this,
- Gotta hurry before my high crashes,
- Because I can't second guess my new practice,
- Next time I'll be better disciplined to handle the losses ...
DEFENDER'S RAP
- The worst loser ever rises from the grave get off my dick or a throat incision leave ya vocals missin
- Now I’m goin postal on 4U my little secret admirer ain’t gonna know what hit em
- I’m outta this world outta this solar system dispose of victims quicker than a Polish prison
- Whoever ridin for ya just gassed you up knock ya head off in this head on road collision
- I’m bout to fuck around and leave all ya bones sittin criss cross applesauce while his mom grabs the cock
- You only got balls over the net you a ping pong champion while in my spare time I ding dong dash the cops
- Since I’m writin this durin the Lunar New Year you gettin the zodiac treatment from the GOAT call that capricorn
- 2020 is ya year cause you a rat tryna make me beat you four times with ya stupid ass what we even doin this battle for
- Know what rhymes with NR4U? How bout the one whose mixtapes are only seen in garbage chutes
- Or the one who so pussy he starts the title of his track with “Adult Content Removed”
- Know what rhymes with Psycho Puppet? I bet you can’t tell me...when you spit everything barely rhymes
- Actin all tough when he scared inside you probably think guns go “bap bap bap” like Sweet Caroline
- Get back in ya grave this instant, young man! I already beat you in the past life
- Can’t last when I write so at this point I’m just readin you ya last rights
- I heard that track Forsaken where you said “Ain’t no need to explain in the window pain” damn that shit was deep
- Cause when the light from yonder window breaks...whatever the fuck that means is shrouded by mystery
- You ain’t got the drive parkin my impossibly huge cars for me is the only time you in the zone
- Today is the Super Bowl you gonna be the first down when I touch down in the field and split ya dome
- You STILL can’t win homie! With the bars I already brought you down for playin with me that’s a seesaw
- You seem to have no clue who UR speak with the hands I ain’t need no AR to leave NR in the ER
- So obsessed with battlin me all the time I just keep lightin em up and smokin em like a cigarette
- You 33 years old ain’t you got a job, or a wife, or anything besides the interent?
- But what if you finally win a battle with this kid online? Imagine how famous you can be after this
- You might even get to join Catylix or Rhapsodic, or whatever other internet gangs will let you grab their dicks
- It’s the undercover hustler catch me goin to Rite Aid and tellin em that I need dope for migraines
- Annihilate this agin nobody next time he goes on MySpace ya mother looks like Deebo from Friday
- You be losin to the ones I bodybag, with the one-sided victories that made me a legend
- Face the pain I got a razor shavin ya cranium I just need to pick ya brain for a second
- This concludes ya last rites fuck requiem I’m wreckin em ready for the fourth loss? I know you been doubtin ya worth
- Here’s some advice before you meetin ya doom: don’t reach for the moon or you can get buried down in the Earth