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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Anonymous won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Ok Psycho Puppet
  • That last battle I didn't get one vote, so fuck it
  • That was a joke, but this time I don't give a shit
  • So before your head swells and you start to gloat
  • I'm the demon found behind that fiery moat
  • Controlling your sting of strings like a puppeteer on coke
  • Owning this lyrical mastery of catastrophe that makes the dead become awoke
  • Tired of standing by blindly and tirelessly while not staying afloat
  • I gotta play the hand I was dealt
  • Grew up getting punished by the belt
  • Played with fire my whole life but I have yet to still melt
  • Better not stand too close to this heater
  • Because this speaker is uncensored unlike your job as a brainless Walmart greeter
  • I'm titrating samples inside this beaker
  • Ready to go blow up the closest amphitheater
  • Like a dark knight lyrical speedster
  • No two step tutorial is going to side step your funeral
  • Not before some torture play with your arterial spray
  • Death with find a way but not before you pray for it to stay
  • Resuscitating you every time you slip away
  • Just to torture you for another day
  • Psycho puppet just met the end of a psycho who lost his way
  • Tried to spit a rap to become famous but had no words to say
  • But I'm Not Afraid
  • That the lines have blurred between black and gray
  • And that your castration seemed to be a reasonable act of frustration
  • Leaving your libido no sensation of seduction since you will never again have suction
  • Tied your anus to your urethra so your recycled shit can stay in rotation
  • Psycho muppet, a gonzo in a world of puppets that kicked the bucket so fuck it

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Move hands and leave ya noodle spinnin that’s a lazy susan
  • You only a whole different animal in ya head it ain’t Anubis
  • I made the blueprint for ya style now I’ve come back to leave you among the ancient ruins
  • Ya profile pic is a record but just look at ya battle record
  • 0-5? I already scratched you out just face the music
  • I’m so gangsta I don’t talk bout it over the internet don’t come to my hometown actin like you all hard
  • Infinity gauntlet on my wrist get a right to bare arms for NR, ay we do our part
  • Ya life each day is child’s play compared to me you ain’t even scratch the surface
  • What you know bout that struggle? I work full time at build-a-bear as a taxidermist
  • Stuffin customers alive with a psychopathic purpose, like the catholic churches with a child after sermons
  • The ice on ya wrists ain’t even real I saw you at the build-a-bear I know where that was purchased
  • I’m here to teach you a lesson but when I stare into ya soul is the only time I see with pupils eye to eye
  • Sometimes I wonder why I don’t take these challenges more serious and people like you remind me why
  • Damn now I’m really startin to feel bad for em maybe I should chill I think that he’s scared of me
  • His raps are called “Angry” “Hater” and “Dancing With Swords” I feel like I should just be givin em therapy
  • The best part is that you take this so seriously but when I put you to rest I do this shit in my sleep
  • I’m the Stephen McNulty of nonsensical multis I’m out here reachin my goals you can’t kick it with me
  • You have no recognition and still you very overrated
  • Cause you were given life when ya parents procreated
  • Y’all battlin in my world I’m only there to code the matrix
  • And still I’m outta this world writin paranormal phrases
  • But judgin by NR4U’s work y’all don’t seem to care if it even rhymes
  • I’ll just highlight a couple words and the victory is mine
  • Now let’s switch up the topic I’m gettin the profit while pickin ya pockets
  • Knock you out with the infinity gauntlet I fingered ya mom with
  • I’m splittin ya noggin leave you stiff in a coffin tell em all step aside where the winner is walkin
  • Ain’t nobody got you winnin whenever y’all wanna fuck with me they always got faith in me I’m Christopher Wallace
  • You gettin schooled go to the principal’s office I’m high above you on a whole different altitude
  • When I get to crackin you quicker than middle age white men crack open a can of Mountain Dew

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