Battles NR4U vs
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Battle on October 23 2019, Battle on January 27 2020, and Battle on February 5 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Ok Psycho Puppet
- That last battle I didn't get one vote, so fuck it
- That was a joke, but this time I don't give a shit
- So before your head swells and you start to gloat
- I'm the demon found behind that fiery moat
- Controlling your sting of strings like a puppeteer on coke
- Owning this lyrical mastery of catastrophe that makes the dead become awoke
- Tired of standing by blindly and tirelessly while not staying afloat
- I gotta play the hand I was dealt
- Grew up getting punished by the belt
- Played with fire my whole life but I have yet to still melt
- Better not stand too close to this heater
- Because this speaker is uncensored unlike your job as a brainless Walmart greeter
- I'm titrating samples inside this beaker
- Ready to go blow up the closest amphitheater
- Like a dark knight lyrical speedster
- No two step tutorial is going to side step your funeral
- Not before some torture play with your arterial spray
- Death with find a way but not before you pray for it to stay
- Resuscitating you every time you slip away
- Just to torture you for another day
- Psycho puppet just met the end of a psycho who lost his way
- Tried to spit a rap to become famous but had no words to say
- But I'm Not Afraid
- That the lines have blurred between black and gray
- And that your castration seemed to be a reasonable act of frustration
- Leaving your libido no sensation of seduction since you will never again have suction
- Tied your anus to your urethra so your recycled shit can stay in rotation
- Psycho muppet, a gonzo in a world of puppets that kicked the bucket so fuck it
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Move hands and leave ya noodle spinnin that’s a lazy susan
- You only a whole different animal in ya head it ain’t Anubis
- I made the blueprint for ya style now I’ve come back to leave you among the ancient ruins
- Ya profile pic is a record but just look at ya battle record
- 0-5? I already scratched you out just face the music
- I’m so gangsta I don’t talk bout it over the internet don’t come to my hometown actin like you all hard
- Infinity gauntlet on my wrist get a right to bare arms for NR, ay we do our part
- Ya life each day is child’s play compared to me you ain’t even scratch the surface
- What you know bout that struggle? I work full time at build-a-bear as a taxidermist
- Stuffin customers alive with a psychopathic purpose, like the catholic churches with a child after sermons
- The ice on ya wrists ain’t even real I saw you at the build-a-bear I know where that was purchased
- I’m here to teach you a lesson but when I stare into ya soul is the only time I see with pupils eye to eye
- Sometimes I wonder why I don’t take these challenges more serious and people like you remind me why
- Damn now I’m really startin to feel bad for em maybe I should chill I think that he’s scared of me
- His raps are called “Angry” “Hater” and “Dancing With Swords” I feel like I should just be givin em therapy
- The best part is that you take this so seriously but when I put you to rest I do this shit in my sleep
- I’m the Stephen McNulty of nonsensical multis I’m out here reachin my goals you can’t kick it with me
- You have no recognition and still you very overrated
- Cause you were given life when ya parents procreated
- Y’all battlin in my world I’m only there to code the matrix
- And still I’m outta this world writin paranormal phrases
- But judgin by NR4U’s work y’all don’t seem to care if it even rhymes
- I’ll just highlight a couple words and the victory is mine
- Now let’s switch up the topic I’m gettin the profit while pickin ya pockets
- Knock you out with the infinity gauntlet I fingered ya mom with
- I’m splittin ya noggin leave you stiff in a coffin tell em all step aside where the winner is walkin
- Ain’t nobody got you winnin whenever y’all wanna fuck with me they always got faith in me I’m Christopher Wallace
- You gettin schooled go to the principal’s office I’m high above you on a whole different altitude
- When I get to crackin you quicker than middle age white men crack open a can of Mountain Dew