Battles badguydanny vs 3lektro_Magnetik
RULES
19 line diss battle, anything goes
Max of 32 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
3lektro_Magnetik won this battle!
3 ROUNDS
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Battle on December 8 2019 and Battle on January 8 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Time for me to hop back in the saddle with more dissin battles
- Watch me flip him over like a poster quicker than flippin channels
- I'm the illest, sicker than he is when he's out grippin cattle's dick
- But when a real challenge arises, Electro's not equipped to handle it
- I may be out of it, but give me a pen and I'll still twist the alphabet
- Rip and shift it till I can make turn into my crazy new advantage
- You playing checkers, but this is chess and every move I planned it
- Not gonna lie, honesty is the best policy, so I'll keep this true and candid
- You got this jet started, but when we departed, the plane you just rammed it,
- Straight through a wall, when you landed, and all of the crew got stranded,
- Skewed and stabbed in, their pubes with pants ripped, by this fool in transit
- Who made you the captain? They'd be better off with a bird, even a Toucan, can spit
- You can't right/write rhymes, like you introduced your two left hands to Buchanan
- Dawg you got killed on your own song, tryna convince us to play follow the leader
- You got exposed, beggin for votes, just a month ago, and it was call out the cheater
- But it's all cool, just change your name again to help lick your salted wounds
- But consider my Fresh spot withdrew, I should've knew this shit was what I walked into
- See, your mom's a prostitute, and you ain't a far fallen fruit, cuz whatever you do, in the end, we all get screwed
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Funny, you don't use periods, yet you said my diss was ''badly worded'' on our last round, look who's throwin' stones at my glass house.
- Already posin' as pedophile Kermit driving kids in the van, like Elmo, cops caught him flirtin' wit' ninas on his cellphone.
- Danny wrote wit' fear, anxiety, sweat, his face was red, I read ya body language like an ExFed/FedEx.
- I'm stealin' weapons from his treasure box, loot the bats, loot the AK-46, loot the kris/Ludacris,
- fast forward since I reminisce this penis chokin' ya Mother's mouth, relentless, then shoot Danny's brains, check 'em off my HitList.
- Crack Danny's skull wide, like Phineas, dump his body in the jungle, lions consider him small and unprotected, like a penis.
- Consider me ya Grim Reaper, diggin' your grave deeper, next mornin' I was asked if I seen Danny, I denied 3 times like Peter.
- Then Danny resurrected in church on Sunday, I shove the pastor aside, shoot ya face 'till your mouth crooked like Conway.
- Extract his bones, organs and ligaments in a experiment, his body will be 2 dimensional like drawings of Stickmen.
- I'll smash ya face wit' such hostility; then walk free from the Judge, I'm not charged with battery.