Battles badguydanny vs 3lektro_Magnetik
RULES
64 lines, diss battle
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
3lektro_Magnetik won this battle!
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Battle on December 8 2019 and Battle on January 25 2020
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- New decade, and it only takes three days passin
- For me to find my way into these rematches
- I put em in the grave, but they keep scratchin
- Knockin six feet under, now that's deep rapping
- Bet you'll catch me laughing after this
- Your own shit makes you look bad, a backwards diss
- It's badly worded, and we all hate to see your corny lines
- All your songs suck, you dropped shit three over forty times
- Ha ha, that was some fast math, nothing like this shit on RapPad
- Both times I challenged you first, so twice I'll have the last laugh
- You really think you got better between now and our last match?
- It's like just discovered Onyx, never heard of robotics
- While you stuck in the past, I'm goin supersonic
- This shit is too complex, we 14 bars in, lemme make sure you ten-four
- One-eight-seven, I'm held responsible for this dead whore
- Sit down, I'm ill enough to be your demented mentor
- You could take some notes from me, I'm the cleverest inventor
- I'm blowin your mind now, climbin Mount Everest and then more
- We in the sky, now I'm the rap god, tell me what does the defendant repent for?
- I'm accusing this FlyGod of being a regular individual
- Nothin but a knock off, compared to the original
- Thrones always been mine, I ain't heir to a criminal
- "Hypocritical, cuz BadGuy's a criminal", uhhh "Danny Phantom's fictional"
- There's your best lines, and I left room to spare
- Uhhh, fruit pears, loose bears, and new chairs
- Blue hair for the Baudelaire orphans to wear
- I could beat you with these two lines, but who cares
- Lemme slow down a minute, this ain't even fair
- I don't gotta go so hard, I'm only swinging at air
- That's cuz your raps ain't solid, there's really nothing there
- Whereas, I got an eminent flow, the perfect cadence
- And I learned from Eminem so basically this verse is a K*** diss
- We not equivalent, know he’s not worth what they say he is
- Can't say that, he's got too many friends here, while I'm deserted and alien
- But that line was a given since I only serve to hurt the situation
- I'm ready for the "Listen yo, shady's wording is ancient"
- This turned into a hit n go, cuz I never learned not to say shit
- Metaphorical bullets, this a murder turned intwo suicides
- Somehow ain't found FlyGod's body, it's all over news headlines
- I ain't doin time for a few rhymes, just cuz FlyGod's missin
- Wasn't a suspect, but from the distance I just kept on dissin
- Then the investigation showed there's no competition, only I stood out, I was different like a run on sentence
- Get it? cuz that line is longer than the others
- Got explain this shit, my opponents keep gettin dumber
- Bet you still don't understand, so I'll run through the numbers
- I'm 1-0 here bitch, add them together then divide it by two
- You under average, so it's more than your IQ
- If you gave me a chart to guess your height, I'd point at 5 too
- Ha ha, its clever, but my point is that I just don't like you
- You gonna die bitch, steppin to a typhoon with a haiku
- And I was gonna annotate a little bit....but I don't even fuckin know how haha
- Fuck blueprint too, shit misses like half the rhyme schemes
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Hey Look! It's little Kermit!
- Just fooling around; let's get straight to business.
- Folks say I'm impressive,
- I write words containing hints and clues like a detective.
- I'm getting dissed here and there, it's like rappers place me on their
- bucket list: "Diss Fly Before You Die.''
- Cook ya like a chicken marsala, add some spices and slices
- of mushrooms. might add some booze and consume Danny.
- To prevent you from writing I'll slash off your 4th finger,
- and five finger,
- I'm juggling your eyeballs like apples and oranges,
- might send this blind kid to an orphanage.
- I got the feeling Danny trying to be like me.
- Well...I recommend you change your name to ''GOD",
- and put FLY before it.
- Damn fam, my dick is long as a sub,
- let my slick 12 inch dick penetrate ya girl's clit,
- like a key inserting a lock, hear the click.
- I never hesitate but reciprocate my harsh opinions like onions,
- my honest opinions reduce rappers' confidence as a consequence.
- Danny I'm treacherous, life-threatening to your existence,
- I'm cruel like your critics and evil spirits,
- slaughter this rapper in the bathroom, no evidence,
- the detectives found his body in a lake, it was a skeleton.
- I'm here to sabotage your dreams,
- like you're a spoiled princess.
- Might hack his brain to disturb nerve chains,
- got his facial nerves twitching like he's insane.
- I'm inevitably in your nightmares, like Freddy,
- chasing him in a tunnel with a large machete.
- I'm collecting my soul and rhymes like gathering bowls for limes,
- dislocate Danny's spine so it's out of line like a contorted pipeline.
- Nah, this boy sheding tears like a wet pussy,
- give this boy a tootsie and some cookies so he'll cease weeping like a wussy,
- and afraid of my presence; call me a bully!
- I'm like a virus; almighty like the immortal Osiris,
- and I'll treat this rapper like my scribe,,
- praise me in your papyrus.
- I'm emphasizing in this writing that I'm omnipotent.
- These new rappers thinking you the G.O.A.T.
- but analyze his wordplay carefully, it's a bunch of nonsense he wrote.