Battles  WetPaint vs Kurt_Skrt

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Kurt_Skrt won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Let me amputate your lyrics
  • If your gonna steal my verse and change some characteristic
  • Pick a rap battle where you can properly use it
  • Yo mama told me to tell you your a maggot
  • Go ahead eat my left overs you hypocrite
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  • You say you don't wanna rap a wack rapper
  • Yet you steal the verses I manufacture
  • I'm the master of my own chapters
  • So I don't steal the words of my attackers
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  • Me and autophobia did a yo mama joke battle
  • If you did a little digging you wouldn't have picked the bad apple
  • But you chose not to grab the shovel

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Sticks, and stones may break my bones, but your words'll never hurt me.
  • They're sandwiched together like a sloppy joe, and structured way too badly.
  • Go start from scratch again, and return when you've practiced extensively.
  • Treat your words like chemistry and craft formulas very technically.
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  • Too bad you constantly fall from your own failure, like it's a wet floor.
  • Put down the keyboard and find something else to explore.
  • You attempting to make a good roast, looks like a caveman trying to start a fire.
  • Why are you even writing? There's nobody you could inspire.
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  • Just retire, this battle's a tight wire that you can't walk over.
  • Your flow's like salt water, it needs a purifier for closure.
  • Try to step up to me, and get hit with a stepback.
  • I'll exploit your weaknesses like a turtle stuck on it's back.
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  • Got tricks up my sleeve, but is magic something you believe?
  • Well it shouldn't be, it's what you perceive, but you're too naive.
  • Like a fly getting caught on a web that a spider weaved.
  • Also your flow's too dry like it's been beached and bleached.
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  • I'm kinda like Da Vinci, except I paint pictures with words.
  • The pictures you paint though are all so absurd.
  • How you gonna try to murder somebody with punchlines right in their line of sight?!
  • You have to sneak up behind and make them jump with fright!
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  • Here's an example in case you don't understand.
  • You underplan every diss, like you wrote it sinking in quicksand.
  • You'll end up, like the Titanic, wrecked by a deadly flow.
  • Knocked out from the real bars I throw. Do you get the memo?
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  • I got a longbow, ready to shoot you with an arrow.
  • Move an inch, and it's coming right for your big toe.
  • You'll see it moving in slow mo just before it hits.
  • After this, I want you to warn the others just what they're dealing with...

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