Battles WetPaint vs Kurt_Skrt
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Kurt_Skrt won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on August 9 2019, Battle on August 13 2019, and Battle on August 27 2019
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let me amputate your lyrics
- If your gonna steal my verse and change some characteristic
- Pick a rap battle where you can properly use it
- Yo mama told me to tell you your a maggot
- Go ahead eat my left overs you hypocrite
- You say you don't wanna rap a wack rapper
- Yet you steal the verses I manufacture
- I'm the master of my own chapters
- So I don't steal the words of my attackers
- Me and autophobia did a yo mama joke battle
- If you did a little digging you wouldn't have picked the bad apple
- But you chose not to grab the shovel
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Sticks, and stones may break my bones, but your words'll never hurt me.
- They're sandwiched together like a sloppy joe, and structured way too badly.
- Go start from scratch again, and return when you've practiced extensively.
- Treat your words like chemistry and craft formulas very technically.
- Too bad you constantly fall from your own failure, like it's a wet floor.
- Put down the keyboard and find something else to explore.
- You attempting to make a good roast, looks like a caveman trying to start a fire.
- Why are you even writing? There's nobody you could inspire.
- Just retire, this battle's a tight wire that you can't walk over.
- Your flow's like salt water, it needs a purifier for closure.
- Try to step up to me, and get hit with a stepback.
- I'll exploit your weaknesses like a turtle stuck on it's back.
- Got tricks up my sleeve, but is magic something you believe?
- Well it shouldn't be, it's what you perceive, but you're too naive.
- Like a fly getting caught on a web that a spider weaved.
- Also your flow's too dry like it's been beached and bleached.
- I'm kinda like Da Vinci, except I paint pictures with words.
- The pictures you paint though are all so absurd.
- How you gonna try to murder somebody with punchlines right in their line of sight?!
- You have to sneak up behind and make them jump with fright!
- Here's an example in case you don't understand.
- You underplan every diss, like you wrote it sinking in quicksand.
- You'll end up, like the Titanic, wrecked by a deadly flow.
- Knocked out from the real bars I throw. Do you get the memo?
- I got a longbow, ready to shoot you with an arrow.
- Move an inch, and it's coming right for your big toe.
- You'll see it moving in slow mo just before it hits.
- After this, I want you to warn the others just what they're dealing with...