Battles  WetPaint vs Kurt_Skrt

RULES

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

This battle ended in a tie.

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Wet Paint's in the rap battle cage
  • Think I can't rap? Well listen to this lyrical rampage
  • Paper with lead engraved
  • With what was supposed to be erased
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  • Not to brag but I'm the bomb
  • like the Boston Marathon.
  • I'm the 9/ll terrorist.
  • I'm careless
  • Plane crashed and cement started to rain
  • As the building incaved with flames
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  • Up against a guy with Kermit The Frog Lips
  • Who talks with a lisp
  • He's Jimmy from South Park
  • I ca-ca-can too ta-ta-talk!
  • Shit he can barley walk!
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  • I'm not Psychotic807
  • You're not gonna win because of bad spelling.
  • This ain't no story I'm telling.
  • It's something I'm yelling.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • I don't write just to battle rap wack rappers.
  • Or to throw in some punch lines that'll leave you staggered.
  • How about this, I deflect disses like an MLB batter.
  • Nah It's about spreading a message and expressing what I'm after.
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  • I always struggle with confidence that the competition will be better.
  • When all of a sudden, like a lizard's tail, I put myself back together.
  • We're all humans in this world making mistakes every day.
  • So a guy dripping in wet paint's probably gonna slip on it some way.
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  • But actually, I don't really judge a book by it's cover.
  • I'm humble enough not to assume I'll always be better.
  • But in this case the diss you're gonna paint with and apply.
  • I can rinse off in the shower cuz your paint simply doesn't dry.
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  • Haha, yeah people probably had some laughs from that.
  • I'm like the Sun after all, roasting you the more I continue this rap.
  • Oh be careful reading it though, the heat's not good for your eyes.
  • But neither is the stuff you write and that's no big surprise.

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